I'm only half serious
That Adam Dunn! That Adam Dunn!
I do not like that Adam Dunn!
Would you trade that Adam Dunn?
Would you trade him for Berk-mun?
Yes, I would trade him for Berk-mun!
I'd trade him for a gimpy nun!
I do not like that Adam Dunn!
I do not like him, he's a bum!
Would you trade him for Ortiz?
Would you, could you, for Ortiz?
Oh, yes! I'd trade him for Ortiz!
Or Manny, Pronk, or Lyme Disease!
And I would trade him for Dontrelle!
Or Don Knotts! Or Don King as well!
I'd trade that bum for anyone!
I do not like that Adam Dunn!
Would you trade him for Pujols?
Hell yes I'd trade him for Pujols!
A piece of poo! Or Darnell Coles!
And I would trade him for a dime!
Yes, I would trade him every time!
I would trade him for a gun!
To use on Cowboy and Nar-run!
(Just kidding, there, about the gun.
But pepper spray -- that might be fun.)
Ichiro! Yes! Ichiro! Would you trade Dunn for Ichiro?
Would I trade Dunn for Ichiro?
Where do I sign? Please let me know!
I'd trade that bum for Ichiro,
An itchy butt or itchy toe!
I would trade him for Brad Lidge!
Or Brad Pitt! Or the Brooklyn Bridge!
I would trade him low or high!
I'd trade him for a pizza guy!
Would I trade Adam Dunn? You bet!
I'd trade him for a cigarette!
I'd trade his lousy butt for free!
Take him! Take him! Here he be!
I do not care where runs come from!
I do not like that Adam Dunn!
