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    That Adam Dunn: A Dr. Seuss parody

    I'm only half serious

    That Adam Dunn! That Adam Dunn!
    I do not like that Adam Dunn!
    Would you trade that Adam Dunn?
    Would you trade him for Berk-mun?
    Yes, I would trade him for Berk-mun!
    I'd trade him for a gimpy nun!
    I do not like that Adam Dunn!
    I do not like him, he's a bum!

    Would you trade him for Ortiz?
    Would you, could you, for Ortiz?
    Oh, yes! I'd trade him for Ortiz!
    Or Manny, Pronk, or Lyme Disease!
    And I would trade him for Dontrelle!
    Or Don Knotts! Or Don King as well!
    I'd trade that bum for anyone!
    I do not like that Adam Dunn!

    Would you trade him for Pujols?
    Hell yes I'd trade him for Pujols!
    A piece of poo! Or Darnell Coles!
    And I would trade him for a dime!
    Yes, I would trade him every time!
    I would trade him for a gun!
    To use on Cowboy and Nar-run!
    (Just kidding, there, about the gun.
    But pepper spray -- that might be fun.)

    Ichiro! Yes! Ichiro! Would you trade Dunn for Ichiro?
    Would I trade Dunn for Ichiro?
    Where do I sign? Please let me know!
    I'd trade that bum for Ichiro,
    An itchy butt or itchy toe!
    I would trade him for Brad Lidge!
    Or Brad Pitt! Or the Brooklyn Bridge!
    I would trade him low or high!
    I'd trade him for a pizza guy!
    Would I trade Adam Dunn? You bet!
    I'd trade him for a cigarette!
    I'd trade his lousy butt for free!
    Take him! Take him! Here he be!
    I do not care where runs come from!
    I do not like that Adam Dunn!
    Last edited by Natty Redlocks; 09-30-2006 at 10:28 PM.

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    Re: That Adam Dunn: A Dr. Seuss parody


    Hilarious.
    "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."

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    Re: That Adam Dunn: A Dr. Seuss parody

    "Hey...Dad. Wanna Have A Catch?" Kevin Costner in "Field Of Dreams."

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    Re: That Adam Dunn: A Dr. Seuss parody

    Lol.. now THAT was funny!!


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