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    Wouldn't Schmidt Be Nice (song parody)

    Here's to you, Mr. Unrealistic-FA-Signing-and-Trade-Idea Guy (Reeeal men of gene-yuuuus....)

    (To the tune of "Wouldn't It Be Nice?" by the Beach Boys)

    Wouldn't Schmidt be nice in our rotation
    With Zito and that Matsuzaka too
    And wouldn't it be nice if we got A-Rod
    In trade for Eric Milton and LaRue

    You know them owners love to pay their cash out
    And other teams are there to take our trash out

    Wouldn't it be nice to be the Angels
    With lots of pitching out the dang wazoo
    And wouldn't it be nice to be the Yankees
    Where Dunner would be Bat Boy Number Two

    We'll have a bullpen we can put our faith in
    Once we've traded Cormier for Nathan
    And wouldn't Schmidt be nice

    Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray it might come true
    Maybe if we build a time machine we'll get Lou Gehrig too (la la la rainbows)
    He could bat cleanup (la la la sunshine)
    And then we'd be happy (la la la Froot Loops)
    Wouldn't it be nice

    You know that center field's lookin' spiffy
    After we get Andruw Jones for Griffey....Andruw Jones for Griffey...
    And wouldn't Schmidt be nice?

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    Re: Wouldn't Schmidt Be Nice (song parody)

    Pretty good.

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    Re: Wouldn't Schmidt Be Nice (song parody)

    Great stuff! I love it when faux lyrics actually have the "right" number of syllables and the rhymes aren't terribly forced.
    Last edited by RedsManRick; 10-06-2006 at 11:09 AM.
    Games are won on run differential -- scoring more than your opponent. Runs are runs, scored or prevented they all count the same. Worry about scoring more and allowing fewer, not which positions contribute to which side of the equation or how "consistent" you are at your current level of performance.

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    Re: Wouldn't Schmidt Be Nice (song parody)

    Very good lyrics!

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    Re: Wouldn't Schmidt Be Nice (song parody)

    Nice job.
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