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    Dunn And Griffey: A song parody

    This is mostly September frustration speaking. And I don't buy into the laziness argument. Just lots of hopefully humorous exaggeration here.

    (To the tune of "Love And Marriage" by Frank Sinatra}

    Dunn and Griffey, Dunn and Griffey
    One is gimpy and the other whiffy
    This I tell you brother
    Got to trade one or the other

    Griff and Donkey, Griff and Donkey
    One's a brother and one's a honky
    But they're both great sluggers
    And both lazy mother.....pluggers

    Try, try, try some fundamentals
    They say that's no fun
    Try, try, try, they only want to hit
    The freakin' home run

    Ken and Adam, Ken and Adam
    Peanut vendors if the Yankees had 'em
    Ask your local Reds fan
    They'd take Shemp & Moe instead, man

    Dunn and Junior, Dunn and Junior
    They're as solid as an old petunia
    Swinging for the fences
    Jacking up payroll expenses

    Try, try, try to shorten their swings
    Not gonna happen
    Try, try, try to run the bases...whoops!
    They caught 'em nappin'

    Junior and Dunn, Junior and Dunn
    The team is better if they only had one
    Inconsistent lefty
    With a contract that is hefty
    Last edited by Natty Redlocks; 10-09-2006 at 12:14 PM.

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    Re: Dunn And Griffey: A song parody

    a tour de force, brilliant

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    Re: Dunn And Griffey: A song parody

    You must send your efforts to Mr. Burbank, c/o 700 WLW.
    When all is said and done more is said than done.

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    Great stuff! Could I record a little acoustic version of this?

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    Re: Dunn And Griffey: A song parody

    Quote Originally Posted by ryanparkersongs View Post
    Great stuff! Could I record a little acoustic version of this?
    Thanks! I checked out your website-- very impressive. Definitely feel free to record this, and alter it in any way you please.

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    Re: Dunn And Griffey: A song parody

    Quote Originally Posted by Natty Redlocks View Post
    This is mostly September frustration speaking. And I don't buy into the laziness argument. Just lots of hopefully humorous exaggeration here.

    (To the tune of "Love And Marriage" by Frank Sinatra}

    Dunn and Griffey, Dunn and Griffey
    One is gimpy and the other whiffy
    This I tell you brother
    Got to trade one or the other

    Griff and Donkey, Griff and Donkey
    One's a brother and one's a honky
    But they're both great sluggers
    And both lazy mother.....pluggers

    Try, try, try some fundamentals
    They say that's no fun
    Try, try, try, they only want to hit
    The freakin' home run

    Ken and Adam, Ken and Adam
    Peanut vendors if the Yankees had 'em
    Ask your local Reds fan
    They'd take Shemp & Moe instead, man

    Dunn and Junior, Dunn and Junior
    They're as solid as an old petunia
    Swinging for the fences
    Jacking up payroll expenses

    Try, try, try to shorten their swings
    Not gonna happen
    Try, try, try to run the bases...whoops!
    They caught 'em nappin'

    Junior and Dunn, Junior and Dunn
    The team is better if they only had one
    Inconsistent lefty
    With a contract that is hefty
    I do buy into the laziness argument. All of this true to some extent and it makes this that much more funny. You are a freakin' genius.

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    Re: Dunn And Griffey: A song parody

    Absolute Genius!

    Rhyming Junior and Petunia alone takes a warped mind.

    I know a lot of people don't like this type of thing, but yours are really good.

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    Re: Dunn And Griffey: A song parody

    Wow! Thanks to everybody for the great comments.

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    Re: Dunn And Griffey: A song parody

    LOL.

    Very funny!!!
    I'm East of you. Be very very worried. Not quite OBX. But, be worried.


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