Found this on rotoworld and didn't see it posted here. Although it wasn't really a laughing matter, I found their closing sentence hilarious.
Juan Uribe and his brother reportedly shot and injured two men in the Dominican Republic on Friday.
The men who were shot have already been released from the hospital. According to the report, Uribe opened fire, perhaps in self defense, after the men approached his vehicle. An investigation is ongoing. Asked to comment on the incident, Steve Lyons said he wanted all four men searched in case they stole his wallet.
Source: El Nacional