Warning: The following contains gross exaggerations and unfair singling out.
Ha Ha.
(To the tune of "Da Doo Ron Ron" by The Crystals)
Played 'em in September and the team fell flat
LaRue Dunn Dunn Dunn, LaRue Dunn Dunn
You could take a whizz when they came to bat
LaRue Dunn Dunn Dunn, LaRue Dunn Dunn
Yeah, the team fell flat
Thanks, to crappy bats
Plus, they're gettin' fat
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Just two good ole boys -- who are rich as hell
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Too bad they're sucky as a cheap motel
LaRue Dunn Dunn Dunn, LaRue Dunn Dunn
Yeah, they're rich as hell
Yeah, but what's that smell
Yeah, it's time to sell
LaRue Dunn Dunn Dunn, LaRue Dunn Dunn
~~~~~~~~~SUXOPHONE SOLO -- BLOW BIG MAN BLOW~~~~~~~~~~
Yeah, they played like poo
Yeah, they're named LaRue
And, Big Donkey too
LaRue Dunn Dunn Dunn, LaRue Dunn Dunn...............