Pete, why don't you just go away?
Pete, why don't you just go away?
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"Sit over here next to Johnathan (Bench)...sit right here, he's smart."--Sparky Anderson
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
"I can make all the stadiums rock."
What was Joe Friday's badge number?
Seriously, I used to ask three questions just messing with people and I couldn't use them because Rich Red used one of them when he said he would ask "how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?" I used to ask
1. What's Joe Friday's badge number?
2. What was the dog's name on Petticoat Junction and
3. How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of Tootsie Pop?
But, Rich Red, Justincredible and Chip R - thanks for the laugh....literally, out loud!
Do you ever regret having that rediculous over-zealous mullet?
You know, business up front, party in the back...
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.
Wasn't it "Dog"2. What was the dog's name on Petticoat Junction
"When will you finally quit lollygagging and have your sweet, sweet revenge on the blasphemously-named Big Red Machine, Kane?"
According to Ask Morty, "Although he later played "Benji" and his real real name was "Higgins, the dog on "Petticoat Junction" was called "dog." Uncle Joe did call him "boy" as well, but his name, was dog.
That question used to drive me crazy What did we ever do without the internet at our fingertips?
Last edited by WVJulz; 10-27-2006 at 07:56 PM.
The man has been through enough. He is banned from baseball for cryin out loud. What do you want from him. Before you say the truth, be honest. You wouldn't believe him if he told you the truth and provided indisputable evidence that he was telling the truth.
Well he just may have finally told us the "truth".
The damn shame is we had to pay him $25.95 to read about the "truth" in his book.
The man was an amazing ball player but a complete ***** as a person.
Last edited by George Anderson; 10-28-2006 at 12:22 AM.
This sounds like an advice column The Onion would run...
My lawn just doesn't seem to be doing so well. The summer was pretty dry and now that it's fall, I've noticed bare patches where the grass has died. Is there anything I can do?
- Patches in Perrysburg"
Fall is a good time to overseed your lawn to fill in some of those dead patches. Throw down some Kentucky Bluegrass seeds on your lawn. The Bluegrass will sprout and grow some before the snow hits, as it does better in colder weather than other varieties. Then in the spring, it will really take off and fill in those bare spots. Just remember to throw down some straw so that the birds don't eat all the seeds. If you do that, I put the odds at 2 to 1 that you'll have a better lawn.
I will be starting school at UC next year, but my long-term boyfriend has a scholarship to play baseball at Ohio State. I really love him, but I don't know how we're going to be able to handle living apart for most of the school year. I really love him and I think he's the one. What should I do?
- Sleepless in Cincinnati"
Listen babe, your boyfriend is a ballplayer. He's going to be travelling a lot and he's going to have certain needs. If you really love him, you'll take good care of him when he's home. But just don't ask questions or hassle him about what's going on at school or on the road. What happens on the road, stays on the road. Got that, toots?
Burn down the disco. Hang the blessed DJ. Because the music that he constantly plays, it says nothing to me about my life.