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    I Wish They All Could Be Rich Aurilia (song parody)


    (To the tune of "California Girls" by The Beach Boys)

    Well, Hatteberg is hip
    I really dig that OBP
    And Freel kicks butt, though he's freaking nuts
    Just keep his "Farney" away from me

    Junior's such a diva
    Held in place with safety pins
    You know, I'd sign up for an entire lineup
    Of cheap clutchy veter-ins

    I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia
    (I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia)
    I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia types.....

    Now Edwin's mostly bat and
    Brandon Phillips mostly glove
    And you can call me slow but I just can't go
    For that Big Hot Donkey Love

    I been a longtime Reds fan and I've
    Seen all kinds of hell
    And now I'm inclined to say the team should find
    More guys whose wives are named Racquel

    I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia
    (I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia)
    I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia
    (I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia)
    I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia
    (And then when Votto gets here we'll deal ya)
    I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia types.....

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    Re: I Wish They All Could Be Rich Aurilia (song parody)

    Go Gators!

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    Re: I Wish They All Could Be Rich Aurilia (song parody)

    2014 Reds record when I'm attending: 21-17
    2014 Dragons record when I'm attending: 2-1 - FINAL
    "We want to be the band to dance to when the bomb drops." - Simon Le Bon of Duran Duran

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    Re: I Wish They All Could Be Rich Aurilia (song parody)

    Actually, I'm very happy that Natty is using songs I know for the parodies.
    2014 Reds record when I'm attending: 21-17
    2014 Dragons record when I'm attending: 2-1 - FINAL
    "We want to be the band to dance to when the bomb drops." - Simon Le Bon of Duran Duran

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    Re: I Wish They All Could Be Rich Aurilia (song parody)

    thanks all

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    Re: I Wish They All Could Be Rich Aurilia (song parody)

    Quote Originally Posted by Jr's Boy View Post
    Why dude? This fella's just having some fun, and most are enjoying it, if you can't tell that already.

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    Re: I Wish They All Could Be Rich Aurilia (song parody)

    Agreed, this forum is lacking in the fun department, place is too serious, it's baseball talk! not life and death.
    Go Gators!

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    Re: I Wish They All Could Be Rich Aurilia (song parody)

    I like it nice work as always


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