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    Everybody Was Dunn Feud Fighting (song parody)

    I've "Dunn" my share of bashing myself, but I think lately it's getting a little ridiculous.

    (To the tune of "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas)

    Whoaoaoaoooooah...
    Whoaoaoaoooooah...
    Whoaoaoaoooooah...
    Whoaoaoaoooooah...

    Everybody was Dunn feud fighting
    It was quite unenlightening
    His low batting average they're citing
    Stupid trade ideas they're writing

    There were grumpy older men
    And jumpy little punks
    They were getting worked up
    They were spouting loud bunk
    Didn't like his many Ks
    Or not being Willie Mays
    They would trade him for Zach Duke
    Or a steaming pile of puke

    Everybody was Dunn dude bashing
    It was a Dunn tongue lashing
    Pretty soon the server was crashing
    From all the Dunn rehashing

    They were on the internet
    They were on the radio
    They said, "Here come the Big Donk" (huh!)
    "Let's call him slow"
    They will get their way one day
    And we'll see Dunn swapped away
    At the return they'll be annoyed
    And they'll replace him with Cliff Floyd

    Cause everybody was Dunn feud fighting
    As dim as restaurant lighting
    In fact it was a little bit frightening
    Those ridiculous trades they're writing......

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    Re: Everybody Was Dunn Feud Fighting (song parody)

    Go Gators!

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    Re: Everybody Was Dunn Feud Fighting (song parody)

    Massive. Bag. of. Suck.
    I hope it's never sunny in Philly again.

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    Re: Everybody Was Dunn Feud Fighting (song parody)

    That song is toooooooo true.


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