I've "Dunn" my share of bashing myself, but I think lately it's getting a little ridiculous.
(To the tune of "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas)
Whoaoaoaoooooah...
Whoaoaoaoooooah...
Whoaoaoaoooooah...
Whoaoaoaoooooah...
Everybody was Dunn feud fighting
It was quite unenlightening
His low batting average they're citing
Stupid trade ideas they're writing
There were grumpy older men
And jumpy little punks
They were getting worked up
They were spouting loud bunk
Didn't like his many Ks
Or not being Willie Mays
They would trade him for Zach Duke
Or a steaming pile of puke
Everybody was Dunn dude bashing
It was a Dunn tongue lashing
Pretty soon the server was crashing
From all the Dunn rehashing
They were on the internet
They were on the radio
They said, "Here come the Big Donk" (huh!)
"Let's call him slow"
They will get their way one day
And we'll see Dunn swapped away
At the return they'll be annoyed
And they'll replace him with Cliff Floyd
Cause everybody was Dunn feud fighting
As dim as restaurant lighting
In fact it was a little bit frightening
Those ridiculous trades they're writing......
