As my previous user name (CentralChamps05) proved to be way too optimistic, I thought long and hard about what I should call myself.
And then it came to me as a vision. Watching the Reds slog their way through the last half of the 2006 season, watching at home plate as rookie pitcher after rookie pitcher baffled them with 79 mph fastballs down the middle of the plate. Henceforth, I will be known as Strikes Out Looking. (Of course, if the opposing pitcher had walked the bases full, my new name doesn't work for the Reds, because they of course swung at the first pitch hitting into a 6-2-3 dp.)
Hopefully, my name change will show itself to be misguided and the 2007 version of the Reds will be charged with the spirit of Wee Willie Keeler and hit it where it ain't. Until then, it is up to them to prove me wrong.