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    Police Chase a Drunken Man....

    At speeds up to 5 MPH...

    Lawnmower DUI

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    Re: Police Chase a Drunken Man....

    That is hilarious.
    I was going to work one night a few months ago, walking on Main Street, Piqua.
    I kid you not, I almost literally passed a police chase. The driver was probably going about 20, and the officer was following close behind, flashing his lights and beeping his siren. The "pursuit" continued for as far as I could see.
    One other driver looked like he was about to pass them, thought better of it, and turned down another street instead.

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    Re: Police Chase a Drunken Man....

    The best part is the officer laughing as he is in pursuit, then when the guy falls over.

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    Re: Police Chase a Drunken Man....

    You guys go easy on me. I was on a beer run.
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    Re: Police Chase a Drunken Man....

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    You guys go easy on me. I was on a beer run.
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    Re: Police Chase a Drunken Man....

    You should see the guy's yard. It looks like a bad Andy Warhol haircut!

    We had a similar situation here a couple years ago where a guy got a DUI on a riding lawnmower. I didn't think that was possible. But I found out from a buddy of mine in law enforcement that you can get one using any type of vehicle (even a bicycle) when uses public roads and intoxicated.

    Did you guys read the story the other day about the teenager in Florida who stole the city bus and was then driving around making all the stops? Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode with Kramer.

    Jerry: You still made all the stops???
    Kramer" Well.... they kept ringing the bell!

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    Re: Police Chase a Drunken Man....

    Quote Originally Posted by RFS62 View Post
    You guys go easy on me. I was on a beer run.

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    Re: Police Chase a Drunken Man....

    Quote Originally Posted by BoydsOfSummer View Post
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