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    Re: Britney Spears Files for Divorce

    This may the most shocking news of the day

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    Re: Britney Spears Files for Divorce

    Time to Turtle Wax my Truck and take a drive to Fla.

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    Re: Britney Spears Files for Divorce

    Yesterday K-Fed had a concert in NYC where 300 people showed up at showtime. K-Fed didn't bother to show up and perform until 3 hours later. By that time the crowd had dwindled down to 100.

    Suppose that was the straw that broke the camel's back?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Unassisted View Post
    Yesterday K-Fed had a concert in NYC where 300 people showed up at showtime. K-Fed didn't bother to show up and perform until 3 hours later. By that time the crowd had dwindled down to 100.

    Suppose that was the straw that broke the camel's back?
    Stealing a line from Seinfeld: They may have been more than a few tweaks away from a healthy relationship.

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    Re: Britney Spears Files for Divorce

    Good for her. That little girl strikes me as someone who needs 1. some freaking time to herself with her kids, and (I never say this kind of thing) 2. in time, a good mature man who really loves her and takes care of her.

    I've always liked Britney Spears, she strikes me as well-meaning but just sheltered and clueless. Plus I think she's adorable, which is funny, because she's not at all the type of girl that my imaginary male alterego goes for. I have spent way too much time this week analyzing blonde celebrity women over here.

    And Toxic is a great song. Fo shizzle.
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    Re: Britney Spears Files for Divorce

    Quote Originally Posted by westofyou View Post
    Time to Turtle Wax my Truck and take a drive to Fla.
    make sure you hitch up the trailer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ricardo Cabesa View Post
    make sure you hitch up the trailer.
    And polish up your dance moves and mic skills. She seems to like boys who can jitterbug and ribbety-rap.
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    Re: Britney Spears Files for Divorce

    Two words: Popo Zau

    No marriage can withstand that.
    a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.

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    Re: Britney Spears Files for Divorce

    Oh, Kevin, your 15 minutes will be expiring soon.
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    Re: Britney Spears Files for Divorce

    I'm shocked, SHOCKED.
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    Re: Britney Spears Files for Divorce

    So you're saying there a chance.......
    "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
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    "It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man"
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    Re: Britney Spears Files for Divorce

    Married and divorced twice at so young.
    Are her marriage advisers Liz Taylor and Larry King?

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    Re: Britney Spears Files for Divorce

    Quote Originally Posted by MrCinatit View Post
    Married and divorced twice at so young.
    Are her marriage advisers Liz Taylor and Larry King?
    Opps I did it again......
    "Hey...Dad. Wanna Have A Catch?" Kevin Costner in "Field Of Dreams."

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    Re: Britney Spears Files for Divorce

    Quote Originally Posted by Puffy View Post
    So you're saying there a chance.......
    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
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