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At my previous home, the next door neighbor had a 16 year old son. He was a typical wannabe punk. Loud music late a night. Beer cans in the front yard. Parade of women showing up at the door. Mom and Dad were never home so he basically ran the show.
We had words a few times and that generally kept him in check.
He drove this goofy little purple S10 type truck but it was lowered to .05inch off the ground, had a rad Krakco WallMart Radio and was generally a hunk of crap. He regularly parked it on the street in front of our house. We had a 2 car driveway so it wasn't a big deal but he'd usually pull up high on the curb so it made mowing there difficult/impossible.
My father-in-law bought me over a new mower as a gift. Despite having had mowed yards since I was 13 he felt the need to fire it up and mow a few passes to demonstrate it. Well, the purple truck was out front and the mulch plate was off the mower.....
This cub cadet commerical grade mower launched grass all over this kids truck. I've never seen that much grass come out of a mower. It was covered. It sorta looked like one of those marine snipers in the woolly suits they wear as camo except in this case the marine wore purple.
It took no more than 2 passes for the kid to run out, jump in his truck and haul out of there. We laughed for hours. He finally came back after detailing his "baby" and never parked in front of our house again.