Mike Tyson to work on 'Stud Farm'

It's your lucky day, ladies... Former boxer Mike Tyson has a great new gig: He has agreed to be a male escort at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleissí new legalized brothel (for female clients). Fleiss has bought 60 acres of land in Nevada and construction is scheduled to begin on "Heidiís Stud Farm." She apparently has high hopes for Tyson, once heavyweight champion of the world, despite the teensy fact that he's a convicted rapist. Heidi says, "I told him, ĎYouíre going to be my big stallion.í "Itís every manís fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson." Tyson adds, "I donít care what any man says, itís every manís dream to please every woman -- and get paid for it." Just be careful when he's nibbling your ear...
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