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    Mike Tyson to work on 'Stud Farm'

    Mike Tyson to work on 'Stud Farm'

    It's your lucky day, ladies... Former boxer Mike Tyson has a great new gig: He has agreed to be a male escort at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleissí new legalized brothel (for female clients). Fleiss has bought 60 acres of land in Nevada and construction is scheduled to begin on "Heidiís Stud Farm." She apparently has high hopes for Tyson, once heavyweight champion of the world, despite the teensy fact that he's a convicted rapist. Heidi says, "I told him, ĎYouíre going to be my big stallion.í "Itís every manís fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson." Tyson adds, "I donít care what any man says, itís every manís dream to please every woman -- and get paid for it." Just be careful when he's nibbling your ear...
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    Calipari is not, nor has he ever been accused or "caught", cheating. He himself turned in one of his players (Camby) for dealing with an agent to get one Final Four overturned. The other is all on the NCAA and Rose. (IF Rose cheated.)
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    Any of you married guys looking for the spicy X-mas gift... problem solved!
    Quote Originally Posted by Scrap Irony View Post
    Calipari is not, nor has he ever been accused or "caught", cheating. He himself turned in one of his players (Camby) for dealing with an agent to get one Final Four overturned. The other is all on the NCAA and Rose. (IF Rose cheated.)
    "Cheering for Kentucky is like watching Star Wars and hoping Darth Vader chokes an ewok"


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    I can't help but think of that classic tune from Spinal Tap. "Workin' on a sex farm..."
    Burn down the disco. Hang the blessed DJ. Because the music that he constantly plays, it says nothing to me about my life.

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    Favorite Mike Tyson Quotes:

    On Lennox Lewis, "I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."

    On Razor Ruddock, "You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."

    After biting Evander Holyfield, "This is my career. I have children to raise. I have to retaliate. He butted me. Look at me. My kids will be scared of me"

    On boxing, "My power is discombobulatingly devastating. I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."

    One of my all-time favorites, on his mental health, "I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all."

    And finally, on fight fans, "I think the average person thinks I'm a ******* nut and I deserve whatever happens to me. That's what I believe."
    Quote Originally Posted by Scrap Irony View Post
    Calipari is not, nor has he ever been accused or "caught", cheating. He himself turned in one of his players (Camby) for dealing with an agent to get one Final Four overturned. The other is all on the NCAA and Rose. (IF Rose cheated.)
    "Cheering for Kentucky is like watching Star Wars and hoping Darth Vader chokes an ewok"


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    Best You-Tube ever, hands down.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CUhYglZ4PY
    Quote Originally Posted by Scrap Irony View Post
    Calipari is not, nor has he ever been accused or "caught", cheating. He himself turned in one of his players (Camby) for dealing with an agent to get one Final Four overturned. The other is all on the NCAA and Rose. (IF Rose cheated.)
    "Cheering for Kentucky is like watching Star Wars and hoping Darth Vader chokes an ewok"


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    Quote Originally Posted by WilyMoROCKS View Post
    Favorite Mike Tyson Quotes:
    On boxing, "My power is discombobulatingly devastating. I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludacrisp these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."
    Fixed it for you.

    My favorite was during an interview after he lost a big comeback fight an said "I guess I'll fade into bolivian."
    Burn down the disco. Hang the blessed DJ. Because the music that he constantly plays, it says nothing to me about my life.

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    Re: Mike Tyson to work on 'Stud Farm'

    I think he and Orenthal should do a death-cage match, winner takes all. Any and all weapons are legal. Old school roman style. I'd pay a buck to see one of those idjits take the dirt nap.
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    Re: Mike Tyson to work on 'Stud Farm'

    Man is hard-up for money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WilyMoROCKS View Post
    One of my all-time favorites, on his mental health, "I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all."

    I always thought Pfizer should've packaged that quote up for a marketing campaign.

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    Re: Mike Tyson to work on 'Stud Farm'

    Between OJ and Tyson, this week has been surreal.

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    Re: Mike Tyson to work on 'Stud Farm'

    Quote Originally Posted by WilyMoROCKS View Post
    Best You-Tube ever, hands down.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CUhYglZ4PY
    thats not funny dude. thats one of the saddest things I've ever seen.

    Say what you want about Mike Tyson but I feel alot of sympathy for this man.

    and no I'm not joking.

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    Re: Mike Tyson to work on 'Stud Farm'

    Tyson's true claim to fame is that he was first Gen Xer to make a big splash. For a generation raised on Ali (with the curmudgeons claiming Marciano and Lewis were better in the background), there was a time in the late 1980s when it was pretty cool to think that the greatest heavyweight ever might be one of our own.

    Though I don't have an ounce of sympathy for him. He long ago chucked his chance to pound out dignity for himself in the ring for the allure of being a sideshow. He's just living in the world he made for himself.
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    Re: Mike Tyson to work on 'Stud Farm'

    According to some rumors, Tyson is set to do an "exhibition" boxing bout with either Butterbean or Mark Hunt (former K-1 kickboxing champ) for the PRIDE Fighting Championships on New Year's Eve. The show is set for Tokyo, and he's not even allowed in Japan due to his criminal record (pretty stringent rules for entering the country). So they are going to do the closed circuit deal and have this fight air from the little gambling island outside of China, Macau.

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    Re: Mike Tyson to work on 'Stud Farm'

    Heidi says...."It’s every man’s fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson."
    All of us live in fear of losing our girlfriend and/or wife to Mike Tyson?

    Did someone from Redszone corporate forget to send me the memo that says I'm supposed to fear Mike Tyson stealing my woman?

    Bob Barker maybe, but Tyson?
    a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.

    I simply don't have access to a "cares about RBI" place in my psyche. There is a "mildly curious about OBI%" alcove just before the acid filled lake guarded by robot snipers with lasers which leads to the "cares about RBI" antechamber though. - Nate

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    Re: Mike Tyson to work on 'Stud Farm'

    So they are going to do the closed circuit deal and have this fight air from the little gambling island outside of China. The name slips my mind right now (Marceau maybe?).
    Anyone stupid enough to pay for it deserves what they'll get.

    Say what you want about Mike Tyson but I feel alot of sympathy for this man. and no I'm not joking.
    It's hard to paint Mike Tyson as a sympathetic figure.


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