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    Stupid Movie Ideas

    I thought it'd be fun to come up with stupid movie ideas. It couldn't be hard to beat some of the crap coming out of hollywood now.

    I'll start.

    "Turkish Prison Vacation".

    Will Farrell plays the dad and Phillip Seymour Hoffman as the loser brother in law that gets him busted while vacationing in Turkey.

    Hijinks ensue as the wife, played by Lisa Kudrow, tries to spring them with the help of hapless taxi driver played by Kal Penn from Harold and Kumar.
    Last edited by pedro; 12-01-2006 at 06:22 PM.
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    Re: Stupid Movie Ideas

    I've often wondered why they never made a sequel to The Shining. So I was thinking about maybe a hotel where no one is able to communicate with anyone else. And in place of the creepy Arbus twins, Matthew and Gunnar Nelson are the only voices anyone can hear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Falls City Beer View Post
    I've often wondered why they never made a sequel to The Shining. So I was thinking about maybe a hotel where no one is able to communicate with anyone else. And in place of the creepy Arbus twins, Matthew and Gunnar Nelson are the only voices anyone can hear.
    Do they get to sing "garden party" with their dad's corpse?

    Because if they do, I'm so going to see that movie.
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    "From Justin to Kelly"


    oh wait....
    What if this wasn't a rhetorical question?

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    Re: Stupid Movie Ideas

    Quote Originally Posted by pedro View Post
    Do they get to sing "garden party" with their dad's corpse? .
    The Shining II: Weekend at Ricky's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Falls City Beer View Post
    The Shining II: Weekend at Ricky's
    nice.

    Always good to have an excuse to squeeze in Andrew Mccarthy.
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    Stupid Movie Ideas

    Remakes.

    Any movie with CGI.

    Any movie without Kate Beckinsale.
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    Movies of old tv shows. Awful.

    And that Cuba Gooding Jr movie that had him in the snow.

    And on the boat with Horatio Sanz. Terrible.
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    My Dinner with Jabba.
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    Re: Stupid Movie Ideas

    Heres a new one make a 2 hour movie based off of a 70's or 60's tv. Show. Oh wait it gets better have the star of the 70's/60's t.v show have a small part in said movie .

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    Re: Stupid Movie Ideas

    Ashton Kutcher is Richard the III - "Dude, Where's My Horse?"
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    Re: Stupid Movie Ideas

    Quote Originally Posted by Yachtzee View Post
    Ashton Kutcher is Richard the III - "Dude, Where's My Horse?"
    That's right up there with Keanu Reeves doing Shakespeare: http://imdb.com/title/tt0107616/
    How do we know he's not Mel Torme?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yachtzee View Post
    Ashton Kutcher is Richard the III - "Dude, Where's My Horse?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfboy View Post
    That's right up there with Keanu Reeves doing Shakespeare: http://imdb.com/title/tt0107616/
    FWIW, Keanu got his start in Shakespearian theatre.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dom Heffner View Post
    Movies of old tv shows. Awful.

    And that Cuba Gooding Jr movie that had him in the snow.

    And on the boat with Horatio Sanz. Terrible.
    Snow Dogs did have some redeeming qualities. I present for your inspection...


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