I thought it'd be fun to come up with stupid movie ideas. It couldn't be hard to beat some of the crap coming out of hollywood now.
I'll start.
"Turkish Prison Vacation".
Will Farrell plays the dad and Phillip Seymour Hoffman as the loser brother in law that gets him busted while vacationing in Turkey.
Hijinks ensue as the wife, played by Lisa Kudrow, tries to spring them with the help of hapless taxi driver played by Kal Penn from Harold and Kumar.
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School's out. What did you expect?
I've often wondered why they never made a sequel to The Shining. So I was thinking about maybe a hotel where no one is able to communicate with anyone else. And in place of the creepy Arbus twins, Matthew and Gunnar Nelson are the only voices anyone can hear.
“And when finally they sense that some position cannot be sustained, they do not re-examine their ideas. Instead, they simply change the subject.” Jamie Galbraith
Do they get to sing "garden party" with their dad's corpse?Originally Posted by Falls City Beer
Because if they do, I'm so going to see that movie.
School's out. What did you expect?
"From Justin to Kelly"
oh wait....
All models are wrong. Some of them are useful.
The Shining II: Weekend at Ricky's
“And when finally they sense that some position cannot be sustained, they do not re-examine their ideas. Instead, they simply change the subject.” Jamie Galbraith
nice.
Always good to have an excuse to squeeze in Andrew Mccarthy.
School's out. What did you expect?
Remakes.
Any movie with CGI.
Any movie without Kate Beckinsale.
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Movies of old tv shows. Awful.
And that Cuba Gooding Jr movie that had him in the snow.
And on the boat with Horatio Sanz. Terrible.
My Dinner with Jabba.
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Heres a new one make a 2 hour movie based off of a 70's or 60's tv. Show.Oh wait it gets better have the star of the 70's/60's t.v show have a small part in said movie .
Ashton Kutcher is Richard the III - "Dude, Where's My Horse?"
Wear gaudy colors, or avoid display. Lay a million eggs or give birth to one. The fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live. Be like your ancestors or be different. We must repeat!
That's right up there with Keanu Reeves doing Shakespeare: http://imdb.com/title/tt0107616/
How do we know he's not Mel Torme?
School's out. What did you expect?
FWIW, Keanu got his start in Shakespearian theatre.
My dad got to enjoy 3 Reds World Championships by the time he was my age. So far, I've only gotten to enjoy one. Step it up Redlegs!
Snow Dogs did have some redeeming qualities. I present for your inspection...
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/02813...,%20Joanna
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