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    How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

    Yes, I know it's a rhetorical question but she continues to astound with her dumbness.

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    Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

    At least she's hot.


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    Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

    Matt, I gotta wholeheartedly disagree with ya on that, but I will agree with Chip's statement.

    Help stamp out, eliminate, and do away with redundancy.

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    Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

    Not dumb enough to realize she can't perform live very well.

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    Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

    Quote Originally Posted by macro View Post
    Matt, I gotta wholeheartedly disagree with ya on that, but I will agree with Chip's statement.
    No...she's hot. VERY hot.
    For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

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    Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

    Quote Originally Posted by westofyou View Post
    Not dumb enough to realize she can't perform live very well.

    Must run in the family.
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    Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

    Nice to see that she dressed up for the event.

    I agree with Macro and Chip. I'll pass.
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    Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

    does it matter?
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    Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

    Quote Originally Posted by Heath View Post
    Nice to see that she dressed up for the event.

    She probably figured it had something to do with Kennedy, the former MTV VeeJay.
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    Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

    Quote Originally Posted by Heath View Post
    Nice to see that she dressed up for the event.

    I agree with Macro and Chip. I'll pass.

    I usually throw stuff at the TV when she shows up on a commercial during football. Can't stand her....hate the way she talks out of the side of her mouth and watching her perform is even worse than just hearing her perform. Her vocal performances are to entertainment are what Elaine Benes is to dancing

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    Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

    Quote Originally Posted by Chip R View Post
    She probably figured it had something to do with Kennedy, the former MTV VeeJay.
    I didn't know Kennedy had a thing for her


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    Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

    While dumb, she's not dumb enough to date me, yet. Therefore...

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    Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

    Nice body, but with pilates, personal trainers, and Dr. 90210, nice bodies are a dime a dozen. I think she has a weird chin, giving her the appearance of a drag queen from the neck up. She is very much a Barbie doll -- manufactured plastic, empty on the inside.
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    Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

    I really hope the first version somehow finds its way onto YouTube
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    Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

    Quote Originally Posted by WilyMoROCKS View Post
    I really hope the first version somehow finds its way onto YouTube
    Here it is. Flub comes at about 1:30 in the clip.
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