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    Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

    Quote Originally Posted by max venable View Post
    Here it is. Flub comes at about 1:30 in the clip.
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    Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

    is this this first time in history a set of sisters have screwed up a song on national tv...i think the well is about to run dry on these 2 no talent has beens

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    Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

    I don't really find her all that attractive either.
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    Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

    Holy Jeebus! Was that Dolly Parton or the Cryptkeeper?
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    Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

    wow

    a debate on jessica simpson being hot????

    honestly I think some guys judge women celebrities harsher than what they would in real life... seriously if Jessica Simpson approached you somewhere, theres no way anyone turns her away, but you can lie about it all you want (doesn't make you a better person)

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    Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

    I think Jessica is attractive, but I'm just a bit weirded out by her latest commercial, which I think is for DirectTV. It shows her in a scene from the Dukes of Hazzard movie where she suddenly breaks out of character and starts talking to the viewer about the benefits of DirectTV. There's something not right about it, like they've CGIed her head onto someone else's body. It's almost as if she's a fembot or something.
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    Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

    Quote Originally Posted by BUTLER REDSFAN View Post
    is this this first time in history a set of sisters have screwed up a song on national tv...i think the well is about to run dry on these 2 no talent has beens
    One can hope...

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    Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

    Quote Originally Posted by TeamSelig View Post
    wow

    a debate on jessica simpson being hot????

    honestly I think some guys judge women celebrities harsher than what they would in real life... seriously if Jessica Simpson approached you somewhere, theres no way anyone turns her away, but you can lie about it all you want (doesn't make you a better person)
    There's a big gulf between "I wouldn't turn her away" and "I think she's hot."

    She's attractive, but she's by no means the hottest woman out there -- and whoever noted the chin thing is right. She's got a Bruce Campbell thing going on there that is kinda odd.
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    Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

    attractiveness is more than looks and her whole schtick is unappealing to me.
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    Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

    I watched the youtube clip, and I gotta tell ya, I kind of felt bad for her. She didn't botch it that bad and you could tell she was nervous performing in front of one of her heroes. I can't stand her, but really, for the first time I felt she was human instead of a little Barbie robot.

    So basically, I think she is a talentless piece of crap, but not because of this.

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    Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

    Quote Originally Posted by gilpdawg View Post
    I watched the youtube clip, and I gotta tell ya, I kind of felt bad for her. She didn't botch it that bad and you could tell she was nervous performing in front of one of her heroes. I can't stand her, but really, for the first time I felt she was human instead of a little Barbie robot.

    So basically, I think she is a talentless piece of crap, but not because of this.
    Yeah, I gotta agree with you on this one. I'm not sure how newsworthy this would be if her sister didn't bomb on SNL.
    She looked almost sick up there she was so nervous.

    But I still can't stand her.
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    Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

    I think it's amusing that some people would say that she doesn't have any talent. She is a very good singer and performer. Everyone makes mistakes. I know she's not very smart, at all, but to say that she doesn't have a lot of talent is ignorant.
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    Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

    She seems to be smart enough to wear underwear, unlike another blonde of her same generation.

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    Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

    Does anyone have her phone number?
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    Re: How dumb is Jessica Simpson?

    Quote Originally Posted by RANDY IN CHAR NC View Post
    She seems to be smart enough to wear underwear, unlike another blonde of her same generation.
    That must be her solid upbringing. Wasn't her dad a minister or something? I know he was active in the church, and Jessica would have to wear high-cut prairie dresses to hide her "assets" when she performed.

    Of course, now her dad isn't afraid to let her show cleavage, crack, etc. to promote her career.
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