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    Some Bengals' off the field Christmas wish lists

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    By Chick Ludwig

    Staff Writer

    Sunday, December 10, 2006

    Collectively, all the Bengals want for Christmas is an AFC North Division title and a second straight trip to the playoffs.

    Only once before in franchise history have they qualified for the postseason in consecutive seasons 1981 and strike-shortened '82.

    Individually, three players agreed to share their interesting, and amusing, Christmas "wish lists." Here goes:

    Quarterback Carson Palmer

    1. The new Kevin Federline CD, Playing with Fire. ("A lot of people don't like K-Fed, but he's all right.")

    2. A new tie rack. ("Even guys from Southern California wear ties.")

    3. A 10-point LTS crossbow. ("It's a new hobby of mine.")

    4. Flavor of Love (Season 1) DVD. ("Flav is very smooth, and funny.")

    5. A pingpong table. ("Pingpong is fun and helps your hand-eye coordination.")

    Wide receiver T.J. Houshmandzadeh

    1. A Home Edition Makeover. ("They make your house over in a week. Heck, I'd give 'em two.")

    2. Any and all CDs by the rap artist, The Game. ("The Game keeps it real.")

    3. For gas prices in California to drop. ("Every time I fill up my Range Rover, it's $70.")

    4. A new laptop computer. ("I download a lot of music. I need more gigabytes.")

    5. Smiles on the faces of daughters Karrington and Kennedi. ("When I see my kids excited, that's my Christmas.")

    Defensive end Bryan Robinson

    1. Hyperbaric oxygen chamber ("Mine's four years old. A newer model would be nice. It helps with breathing and speedy recovery.")

    2. A remodeled kitchen. ("My wife loves to cook, and we like to entertain and hang out in the kitchen.")

    3. Restore my sky-blue 1972 Ford LTD convertible. ("I like the wheels that are on it. I have the original wheels. They have that chrome in the middle, which is really nice.")

    4. Flat-screen TV. ("I need another one because I'm removing the old one.")

    5. A grand pool table ("Just for fun. It's relaxing. I love playing pool.")
    My dad got to enjoy 3 Reds World Championships by the time he was my age. So far, I've only gotten to enjoy one. Step it up Redlegs!

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    Re: Some Bengals' off the field Christmas wish lists

    I didn't see any payments for loans to a bail bonds guy. I guess they all have enough money upfront to pay their bail.

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    A hyperbaric oxygen chamber? Because his other one is (gasp) four years old?
    "I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful

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    Re: Some Bengals' off the field Christmas wish lists

    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Footstool View Post
    A hyperbaric oxygen chamber? Because his other one is (gasp) four years old?

    Hey, it's kept Michael Jackson fresh for all these years, see:


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    Quote Originally Posted by minus5 View Post
    Hey, it's kept Michael Jackson fresh for all these years, see:

    It's also done wonders for Anthony Gonzalez.




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    So many jokes, so little time.
    Quote Originally Posted by savafan View Post
    I've read books about sparkling vampires who walk around in the daylight that were written better than a John Fay article.

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    Re: Some Bengals' off the field Christmas wish lists

    Quote Originally Posted by savafan View Post
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    Quarterback Carson Palmer

    1. The new Kevin Federline CD, Playing with Fire. ("A lot of people don't like K-Fed, but he's all right.")
    I can't tell whether he was being serious or was kidding. My wife thinks he had to be pulling Chick's leg.
    Burn down the disco. Hang the blessed DJ. Because the music that he constantly plays, it says nothing to me about my life.

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    Re: Some Bengals' off the field Christmas wish lists

    1. The new Kevin Federline CD, Playing with Fire. ("A lot of people don't like K-Fed, but he's all right.")

    2. A new tie rack. ("Even guys from Southern California wear ties.")
    I'd rather have the tie rack. It's not even a close race between the two.

    And I hate ties.
    "I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful


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