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    Keeping the wife off the scent

    I'm pretty sure my wife has been snooping around, trying to figure out what she's getting for Christmas. So, I seeded my browser history with these things:

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    Re: Keeping the wife off the scent

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    Re: Keeping the wife off the scent

    That's good, SunDeck!
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    Re: Keeping the wife off the scent

    That's how Puffy hides the porn.
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    Re: Keeping the wife off the scent

    Is that better than keeping the scent off the wife?

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    Re: Keeping the wife off the scent

    I die inside a little bit each time I see a Thomas Kinkade.

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    Re: Keeping the wife off the scent

    Quote Originally Posted by UKFlounder View Post
    Is that better than keeping the scent off the wife?
    You mean something like this?


    Not sure she'd dig that.
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    Re: Keeping the wife off the scent

    What a great idea!

    Also note for next year -- The Onion is selling a set of fake "gotcha" boxes for you to put presents in. Imagine you're wife's surprise when she tears off the wrapping paper and finds a "Salt of the Month Club" starter package or a "Make Your Own Umbrella" kit.

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    Re: Keeping the wife off the scent

    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Footstool View Post
    What a great idea!

    Also note for next year -- The Onion is selling a set of fake "gotcha" boxes for you to put presents in. Imagine you're wife's surprise when she tears off the wrapping paper and finds a "Salt of the Month Club" starter package or a "Make Your Own Umbrella" kit.

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    Re: Keeping the wife off the scent

    Quote Originally Posted by GIK View Post
    I die inside a little bit each time I see a Thomas Kinkade.
    I have my own reasons for that statement, just curious as to yours?
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