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Oh, man, Festivus is tomorrow! I'm giddy with anticipation.
Let the feats of strength begin!
Makes all the routine posts.
Happy Festivus! Just don't get Redszone started on the airing of grievances!
Burn down the disco. Hang the blessed DJ. Because the music that he constantly plays, it says nothing to me about my life.
"You couldn't smooth a silk shirt if you had a hot date with a..........I lost my train of thought, let's eat."
"I know a lot about the law and various other lawyerings."
Situational Hitting is Stupid
Frank: At the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year.
Kramer: And is there a tree?
Frank: No. Instead, there's a pole. Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting.
Kramer: Frank, this new holiday of yours is scratching me right where I itch.
Well, since we're digging up old holiday threads... here's one celebrating today's holiday.
Happy Festivus, everyone! :
2015 Reds record when I'm attending: 3-22015 Dragons record when I'm attending:
"We want to be the band to dance to when the bomb drops." - Simon Le Bon of Duran Duran
Happy Festivus! Let the feats of strength begin!
"I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!"
"I can make all the stadiums rock."