As opposed to benevolent castration:
LILLINGTON, N.C. --A woman was charged with malicious castration for allegedly attacking a man during a Christmas party, police said...
"All we can tell you is that the injury was done with her hands. There were no weapons used."
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Stick to your guns.
It hurts just reading it.
Let the amateur comedian one-liners begin.
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From the article:
"The castration arrest was the first of its kind in Lillington, a town of about 3,000...."
Whew! I certainly feel better about that now.
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She must have had "Man Hands"
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
Is there really any other kind?
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"Sit over here next to Johnathan (Bench)...sit right here, he's smart."--Sparky Anderson
If he's a singer, he's now hitting notes he never thought he could.
My question is, "Was the man wearing pants at the time of the attack?" If so, the gal has serious man hands.
Originally Posted by RANDY IN CHAR NC
Perhaps he was lured there for other reasons and he either took his pants off voluntarily or let her do it and then she attacked. She must have some serious fingernails.
Maybe they wanted to play ping pong and they could only find the paddles.
"Whatever you choose, however many roads you travel, I hope that you choose not to be a lady. I hope you will find some way to break the rules and make a little trouble out there. And I also hope that you will choose to make some of that trouble on behalf of women." - Nora Ephron
I just hope it wasn't done because all the mountain oysters on the buffet table had been eaten. If so, that's just a terrible hostess--you should ALWAYS plan for a big crowd!
“And when finally they sense that some position cannot be sustained, they do not re-examine their ideas. Instead, they simply change the subject.” Jamie Galbraith
Probably frustrated over the Reds, she couldn't get a hold of Krivsky, so.......
she grabbed the closest thing that reminded her of him....
Let's make some noise!
"police Chief Frank Powers"
Stuff like that simply cannot be made up.
As she yelled, "you came with nothing, so you're leaving with nothing"........
If the guy had been wearing Dockers it never would have happened.
"In my day you had musicians who experimented with drugs. Now it's druggies experimenting with music" - Alfred G Clark (circa 1972)
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