Top Ten things...

[Team Clark]

I love about going to the Gym to work out.......

10. Leaving my dirty clothes in my locker for a few days, letting the stinky clothes fester. Then opening it up. What a rush!

9. Working out next to someone a lot smaller. At least next to him/her it appears I am making progress.

8. When making small talk with the pretty ladies they generally have to talk back to you. After all most of them are employees and they have to.

7. Trying out new machines and watching others make fun of you because you can't seem to follow the diagrams.

6. Telling a perfectly fit trainer "I don't need any help" as I stroll past 25 lbs overweight!

5. Trying to contain my laughter as I count the number of guys with huge arms, shoulders and pecs with little, tiny, chicken legs. C'mon guys. At least once a week hit those sticks!

4. Convincing myself: "In 6 more weeks I'll look like THAT"!

3. You can eavesdrop on on better soap operas than the ones on TV if you stay on the Starimaster long enough.

2. Flexing in the mirror after only 2 workouts.

1. Being so sore the next day that you can't get food to your mouth!


Please feel free to make your own list!!

[Razor Shines]

1. Lifetime Fitness is 24 hours

2. Lifetime Fitness has 2 basketball courts and almost always people are playing. (I have no idea how I'd stay in shape without playing basketball 3 or 4 times a week. I am not sure if I could ever bring myself to run on a treadmill. My hat is off to those of you who can.)

[Red in Chicago]

there's something about the boys locker-room <-----(lassie from porky's:

[Team Clark]

there's something about the boys locker-room <-----(lassie from porky's:

You had me worried until you made the Porky's reference!!

[redsfan30]

2. Flexing in the mirror after only 2 workouts.

So, so true.

[Johnny Footstool]

Where is "unintentional farting" on your list?

[Team Clark]

Where is "unintentional farting" on your list?

I'm not lifting enough weght just yet!

That will easily be added to the list...

[deltachi8]

what's a gym?

[Team Clark]

It's a place where you can go for excellent "scenery" without having to bring a wad of $1 bills, buy a $7 coke or pay for a $100 VIP Membership.... Ohhh wait, I do carry $1 bills, I pay for $7 smoothies and my upgraded membership was more than $100.