Bond. James Bond.
We'll go down in history as the first society that wouldn't save itself because it wasn't cost effective ~ Kurt Vonnegut
I didn't see Star Wars until I was like 35. I remember getting some Star Wars toys from an aunt and uncle for Christmas back then. I was so disappointed.
0 Value Over Replacement Poster
"Sit over here next to Johnathan (Bench)...sit right here, he's smart."--Sparky Anderson
"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."
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Tom Hume upon being told to summon Rick White: "I've got a baaad feeling about this."
Johnny Almaraz: "Wayne Krivsky. I should have expected to find you holding Narron's leash. I noticed your foul stench when I was brought onboard."
Krivsky at the deadline: "A firesale? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances."
Hologram: "Help me, Barry Zito. You're my only hope."
"I'm Esteban Yan. I'm here to rescue you."
"Citizens Bank Park. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."
"It was as if 42,000 voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
"But sir, nobody cares about upsetting a Brewer."
George Grande: "I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Reds broadcast team on a road trip to St. Louis."
RedsZone: "You are part of Cardinals Nation and a spy! Take him away!"
Chris Hammond: "Sorry about the mess."
Makes all the routine posts.
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Never overlook the obvious
My Mom bought me some "Black Hole" action figures once. I want to say there was one for Ernest Borgnine- Harry Booth?- anyhow, I would combine him with my Star Wars dolls and poor Harry used to get killed every time. I even think I froze him in a cup of carbon freeze (tap water) in our freezer a million times.I remember The Black Hole. My parents took me to see it. I recall thinkikng space was very dark and lonely place after that.
He didn't have cool clothes, he had no gun, he couldn't fly a ship and he was only .99.
He deserved it.
For awhile we nicknamed the dog "Salacious Crumb"
Never overlook the obvious
After Dunn strikes out: "Excellent. Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen it."
To Homer Bailey: "We shall watch your career with great interest."
"The son of Showater must not become a manager."
"There is a great disturbance in the league. We have a new enemy: Jim Bowden."
"This is my apprentice, Steve Stewart. He will find your lost golf ball."
"Your arrogence blinds you, Banana Phone caller. Now you shall feel my wrath!"
"Oh no, my young caller. You will find it is you who is mistaken. About a great many things."
"Welcome, young Brennamen. I've been expecting you."
Makes all the routine posts.
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