This would be a good time for various players to check their visas.
In the year 2525, a little kid will want to know why the Reds game is blacked out on the 3-D holodeck.
Say what you want about the Diamondbacks, but they also believe in the Power of Tradition and old lefthanders.
I've always wondered if life in the minor league camp is much different from the major league camp.
Is the minor league camp a sandlot with broken glass in the infield?
Are the guys who are headed for Chattanooga too cool to eat with the guys who are headed for Dayton?
If you could build a Hall of Stats, there wouldn't have to be any voting.
Would stats would you measure, what would be the cutoffs, and where would you build the hall?
It would have been hard to hear Mark McGwire's acceptance speech with his attorney's hand over the microphone.