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    Real Men of Genius

    Today we salute YOU, Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan

    "Mr. Really Mad Internet Spo-orts Fan!"

    Only YOU can fully appreciate the mind-blowing tragedy of a bunch of 18-22 year old athletes you'll never meet, losing a game.

    "Don't you TAAAAALK to me about perspective!!"

    While others are too preoccupied with things like real life, you take your anger directly to the place where it will make the absolute least possible impact: An Internet discussion forum.

    "Loggin' on now!"

    Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom every which way, and then brag about how you were RIGHT as soon as one of the pieces sticks to the wall – regardless of how many dozens fell limply to the floor before that.

    "See I told you sooooooo!!"

    And if some idiot newspaper columnist has the gall to not be as incensed as you are, you unleash your fury down upon him with all the tenacity and mercilessness of a rabid pit bull with a tender buttock locked in its jaws.

    "Total anonymity!"

    So keep clicking away, oh Marauder of the Mousepad. Because when the results you so desire finally come about years from now, you can say it was because YOU demanded it
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    Chip is right


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    Re: Real Men of Genius

    Holy crap.

    Is that real or did you make it up Chip?

    Either way....consider soda sprayed on laptop via nostrals complete.

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    Re: Real Men of Genius

    Quote Originally Posted by Ltlabner View Post
    Holy crap.

    Is that real or did you make it up Chip?

    Either way....consider soda sprayed on laptop via nostrals complete.
    I saw it on another message board I visit and thought I'd post it here.
    Quote Originally Posted by Raisor View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raisor View Post
    Chip is right

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    Re: Real Men of Genius



    "Krivsky shot my do-ogg!"
    School's out. What did you expect?

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    That was classic. I hope Bud picks that up in the spring. Good laugh here.

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    We'll go down in history as the first society that wouldn't save itself because it wasn't cost effective ~ Kurt Vonnegut

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    Re: Real Men of Genius

    Absolutely Hilarious

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    Too freaking funny. Thanks Chip.
    How do we know he's not Mel Torme?

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    Re: Real Men of Genius

    I believe that's a real one, seems like I remember hearing it several months ago.

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    Re: Real Men of Genius

    Best line...

    Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom every which way, and then brag about how you were RIGHT as soon as one of the pieces sticks to the wall – regardless of how many dozens fell limply to the floor before that.

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    Re: Real Men of Genius

    Classic!!

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    Friggin Sweet!
    Let's make some noise!


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