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    Real Men of Genius

    Today we salute YOU, Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan

    "Mr. Really Mad Internet Spo-orts Fan!"

    Only YOU can fully appreciate the mind-blowing tragedy of a bunch of 18-22 year old athletes you'll never meet, losing a game.

    "Don't you TAAAAALK to me about perspective!!"

    While others are too preoccupied with things like real life, you take your anger directly to the place where it will make the absolute least possible impact: An Internet discussion forum.

    "Loggin' on now!"

    Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom every which way, and then brag about how you were RIGHT as soon as one of the pieces sticks to the wall regardless of how many dozens fell limply to the floor before that.

    "See I told you sooooooo!!"

    And if some idiot newspaper columnist has the gall to not be as incensed as you are, you unleash your fury down upon him with all the tenacity and mercilessness of a rabid pit bull with a tender buttock locked in its jaws.

    "Total anonymity!"

    So keep clicking away, oh Marauder of the Mousepad. Because when the results you so desire finally come about years from now, you can say it was because YOU demanded it
    The Rally Onion wants 150 fans before Opening Day.

    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rally-...24872650873160

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    Holy crap.

    Is that real or did you make it up Chip?

    Either way....consider soda sprayed on laptop via nostrals complete.
    a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.

    I simply don't have access to a "cares about RBI" place in my psyche. There is a "mildly curious about OBI%" alcove just before the acid filled lake guarded by robot snipers with lasers which leads to the "cares about RBI" antechamber though. - Nate

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    Re: Real Men of Genius

    Quote Originally Posted by Ltlabner View Post
    Holy crap.

    Is that real or did you make it up Chip?

    Either way....consider soda sprayed on laptop via nostrals complete.
    I saw it on another message board I visit and thought I'd post it here.
    The Rally Onion wants 150 fans before Opening Day.

    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rally-...24872650873160

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    Re: Real Men of Genius



    "Krivsky shot my do-ogg!"
    Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun

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    That was classic. I hope Bud picks that up in the spring. Good laugh here.
    VBR IS LIVING IN CINCINNATI...I FEEL GOOD!

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    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
    ~ Mark Twain

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    Absolutely Hilarious

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    Too freaking funny. Thanks Chip.
    How do we know he's not Mel Torme?

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    I believe that's a real one, seems like I remember hearing it several months ago.

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    Talent is God Given: be humble.
    Fame is man given: be thankful.
    Conceit is self given: be careful.

    John Wooden

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    Best line...

    Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom every which way, and then brag about how you were RIGHT as soon as one of the pieces sticks to the wall – regardless of how many dozens fell limply to the floor before that.
    a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.

    I simply don't have access to a "cares about RBI" place in my psyche. There is a "mildly curious about OBI%" alcove just before the acid filled lake guarded by robot snipers with lasers which leads to the "cares about RBI" antechamber though. - Nate

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    Classic!!
    Small market fan... always hoping, but never expecting.

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    Friggin Sweet!
    Let's make some noise!


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