Starting PITCHER - for some reason, even though I've only ever played 2b.
But here's the kicker: in the afternoon, before the game, I logged on to RZ only to find threads complaining about my minor-league numbers and generally calling me another warm-bodied soft-tosser (which, I suppose, I would be if I started for the Reds). I recall one poster even calling me "the next Jimmy Anderson in a thread.
The dream didn't last long enough to see me start; it only lasted long enough for me to close out my browser.
Thanks, RedsZoners.