Ken, I'm ashamed of you.

What's next, Johnny Bench joining the Yankees coaching staff? Larry Bird coaching the Lakers? Rick Pitino coaching at UofL? Oh, wait...never mind on that last one.

Is he still an ad spokesman for local businesses? If so, will he continue to be? I don't live in Cincinnati, so he may not have done spots for AE Door and other companies for years, for all I know.