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    Hospice helps dude lose his...ah....cherry sundae.

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,247458,00.html

    I bet that lady has some pretty interesting stories.....
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    Re: Hospice helps dude lose his...ah....cherry sundae.

    At some level - for all of our sake- it's good to know that somewhere, someone would be willing to sleep with anybody, even if it is for a price.
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    Re: Hospice helps dude lose his...ah....cherry sundae.

    Talk about the "Make A Wish" Foundation....
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    Re: Hospice helps dude lose his...ah....cherry sundae.

    Quote Originally Posted by George Foster View Post
    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,247458,00.html

    I bet that lady has some pretty interesting stories.....
    WOW!! I'm speechless yet I feel happy for him. Good for him.
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    Re: Hospice helps dude lose his...ah....cherry sundae.

    Part of me wants to write the guy and tell him that it's pretty much downhill from there, so not to feel too cheated. Especially if he ever got married.

    You go from twice a day to once a week to once a month to your anniversary from what my friends tell me lol.....
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    Re: Hospice helps dude lose his...ah....cherry sundae.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dom Heffner View Post
    At some level - for all of our sake- it's good to know that somewhere, someone would be willing to sleep with anybody, even if it is for a price.
    You are exactly right!!!!

    Here is a perfect example.
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    Re: Hospice helps dude lose his...ah....cherry sundae.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dom Heffner View Post
    Part of me wants to write the guy and tell him that it's pretty much downhill from there, so not to feel too cheated. Especially if he ever got married.

    You go from twice a day to once a week to once a month to your anniversary from what my friends tell me lol.....
    My wife and I have been married for 9 years with 2 kids and we still average 3 times a week

    Just sayin...
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    Re: Hospice helps dude lose his...ah....cherry sundae.

    Thanks for that...I think.

    I have talked with some of my friends who are once a year folks, once a month...one poor girl I knew was like a camel: it had been three years since her last drink of water.

    I guess it's a matter on what two people agree on.

    But good for you, GF. I'm sure there some things WOY or Cyclone could do with some stats on that for you.
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    Re: Hospice helps dude lose his...ah....cherry sundae.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dom Heffner View Post
    Thanks for that...I think.

    I have talked with some of my friends who are once a year folks, once a month...one poor girl I knew was like a camel: it had been three years since her last drink of water.

    I guess it's a matter on what two people agree on.

    But good for you, GF. I'm sure there some things WOY or Cyclone could do with some stats on that for you.
    I don't think your friends have healthy relationships. I mean if you don't have phyisical problems, why don't you want to have sex? It's free!! If your partner does not satisfy you then you need to have a talk with him or her. "Hey honey....I've not climaxed in 5 years having sex with you, which leads me not to want to have sex with you, which leaves you frustrated as well. How about you do some other things for me so I can have the same pleasure you have and maybe I'll jump you bones a little more often."

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    Re: Hospice helps dude lose his...ah....cherry sundae.

    Quote Originally Posted by George Foster View Post
    My wife and I have been married for 9 years with 2 kids and we still average 3 times a week

    Just sayin...
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    Re: Hospice helps dude lose his...ah....cherry sundae.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dom Heffner View Post
    I have talked with some of my friends who are once a year folks, once a month...one poor girl I knew was like a camel: it had been three years since her last drink of water.

    I guess it's a matter on what two people agree on.

    But good for you, GF. I'm sure there some things WOY or Cyclone could do with some stats on that for you.
    Isn't that grounds for divorce if you don't get any action? I know I would divorce my wife.

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    Re: Hospice helps dude lose his...ah....cherry sundae.

    sometimes you just have to take matters into your own hands

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    Re: Hospice helps dude lose his...ah....cherry sundae.

    sometimes you just have to take matters into your own hands
    With a disenfectant wet-nap close by, no doubt, for you RIC.
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    Re: Hospice helps dude lose his...ah....cherry sundae.

    ^ This started out as a nice little thread...somewhat cheeky, but kind of uplifting...
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    Re: Hospice helps dude lose his...ah....cherry sundae.

    Hmm, I don't know. I'm detecting a lot of holes in this story.
    We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.


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