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    A Coach From Heaven

    Sometimes, God is a funny dude. Just when you think it can't get any worse, a dose of happiness falls into your lap. And just when you think it can't get any better, a dose of sad reality comes your way. I think God may be about to give Washington Redskins fans a bit of an off-season pick-me-up.

    It was in the winter of 1994. The Redskins were coming off a horrible 1993 season. They were a shell of the team that won three Super Bowls in a decade under Joe Gibbs (the first time around). It was time for a change. At the time, the rival Dallas Cowboys were taking the league by storm. A big part of their success was due to their dynamic and sometimes unstoppable offense. The architect of that offense? Assistant coach Norv Turner.

    The Redskins weren't about to settle for less. They targeted the league's hottest assistant coach, and brought him in to lead the Redskins into their next decade of success. Turner rode in on white horse. Seven years later, he'd leave on a three-legged donkey.

    It wasn't so much the losing that tortured Redskins fans during the Turner years (although there was plenty of that). It was the teasing. After two "rebuilding" years, the Redskins burst out of the gate in 1996 with a 7-1 record. The playoffs seemed to be a certainty, with even bigger goals on most fans' minds. But the Redskins collapsed. They blew game after game, finished 2-6 down the stretch and missed the playoffs once again. Different variations of this same pattern became a constant during the Turner years.

    Their seasons were marred by embarrassing losses, false hope, and maddening comments from Turner. His teams were always "awfully close," and he insisted "what we do works." His in-game facial expressions ranged from frustration to mild anger to abject sadness. The Redskins were woeful in close games, establishing them as the chokers of the NFL, with their head coach leading the charge.

    Turner was a nice man. He tried hard. His players seemed to like him, but they never seemed to respect him or respond to his "motivation."

    Finally, at the end of a colossal disappointment in 2000, Turner was fired. Finally, the man behind the torture was gone. But in many ways, the damage was done. The chemistry and expectation of the franchise had changed. To this day, the Redskins continue to fight to reverse this negative culture.

    Shockingly, Turner got a second chance. The Oakland Raiders came calling in 2004. Turner lasted two seasons. His record? A combined 9-23. The Raiders fired him. Once again, Turner returned to the ranks of NFL assistant; surely, this time, it would be forever.

    But like I said, God is a funny dude. He knows the pain and frustration Turner inflicted on Redskins Nation continues to linger. He did send us Joe Gibbs again, but we're still trying to figure out if it's blessing, or just a cruel joke.

    So, if he isn't going to help us, he can make up for it by hurting them. Of course, for Redskins fans, "them" is the hated Cowboys.

    Rumors are circulating that Turner is the leading candidate to become the Cowboys next head coach. The announcement could come as quickly as this Monday. I didn't believe it when I first heard it. I'm no fan of Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, but I do believe that he knows how to read. If so, how can he ignore Turner's career coaching record of 58-82-1? How can he ignore that in nine seasons as a head coach in the NFL, Turner has made ONE playoff appearance. How can ignore the fact that his teams were terrible in close games? How can he be serious?

    It makes no sense. Cowboys fans should be shuddering. Redskins fans, rejoicing. For us, it seems too good to be true. For them, it seems too bad to be true. All either side can do is pray.

    After all, it's a God-thing.

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    Re: Dallas Cowboys Fans Beware

    Nobody's had very much success lately working for Dan Snyder and Al Davis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NJReds View Post
    Nobody's had very much success lately working for Dan Snyder and Al Davis.
    Can't see it with Jerry Jones either.

    Just sayin'.
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    I've read books about sparkling vampires who walk around in the daylight that were written better than a John Fay article.

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    NJ Reds--

    Norv coached for FOUR full seasons before Dan Snyder took over as owner. His records? 3-13, 6-10, 9-7, 8-7-1. ZERO playoff appearances. His record actually IMPROVED once Snyder took over.

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    Re: Dallas Cowboys Fans Beware

    How does he keep getting top jobs?
    Go Gators!

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    I just wish Jerry would hire a coach already. I have zero interest in the Cowboys and I'm tired of this story dominating the local sports news. Before this, we had to endure 3 weeks of speculation about whether Bill Parcells would return.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unassisted View Post
    I just wish Jerry would hire a coach already. I have zero interest in the Cowboys and I'm tired of this story dominating the local sports news. Before this, we had to endure 3 weeks of speculation about whether Bill Parcells would return.
    Wait until after the Super Bowl. I think Jerry's man is coaching tonight on the defensive side of the Bears.
    Quote Originally Posted by savafan View Post
    I've read books about sparkling vampires who walk around in the daylight that were written better than a John Fay article.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WVRed View Post
    Can't see it with Jerry Jones either.

    Just sayin'.
    Although Jerry's had some success as an owner, however he needs to fire himself as GM. I'm not that high on Norv, either. But I'm not putting too much stock in his performances in Washington and Oakland.

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    Re: Dallas Cowboys Fans Beware

    I guess it doesn't really matter. Reports say that the Cowboys will hire Wade Phillips.

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    Re: Dallas Cowboys Fans Beware

    I jinxed them. I knew it!

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    How Wade Phillips keeps getting head coaching jobs is a mystery to me.

    Great defensive coordinator, decidedly average head coach.
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    Re: Dallas Cowboys Fans Beware

    what has that putz norv turner done to keep getting nfl coaching jobs??

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    Re: Dallas Cowboys Fans Beware

    Quote Originally Posted by BUTLER REDSFAN View Post
    what has that putz norv turner done to keep getting nfl coaching jobs??

    He helped this guy out a lot:


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    Re: Dallas Cowboys Fans Beware

    Quote Originally Posted by KronoRed View Post
    How does he keep getting top jobs?
    I would now like to change this post to being about Phillips and not Turner
    Go Gators!

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    Re: Dallas Cowboys Fans Beware

    Quote Originally Posted by Unassisted View Post
    I have zero interest in the Cowboys and I'm tired of this story dominating the local sports news. Before this, we had to endure 3 weeks of speculation about whether Bill Parcells would return.
    Now you'll be getting news about how Wade and TO are "getting along"

    (and on and on...)
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