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    Pirates win...race for ugliest uniform

    Has anyone else seen these? I think they should just call them the Pittsburgh Bloody Marys.



    Ugh.

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    Re: Pirates win...race for ugliest uniform

    Captain Kidd and his crew were on the high seas when they were attacked by Blackbeard, their arch enemy.

    The first shot by Blackbeard's gunners took off Kidd's forward mast. The second shot splintered the center mast, and the third disintegrated the rear mast.

    Panic stricken, one of Kidd's men asked what they should do.

    "We have no choice but to surrender," replied the pirate. "He's using weapons of mast destruction."

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    Re: Pirates win...race for ugliest uniform

    those are egregious.
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    Re: Pirates win...race for ugliest uniform

    My brain just threw up.

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    Ewwwwww!!!!!
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    Re: Pirates win...race for ugliest uniform

    Well, at least they're not mustard colored
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    Re: Pirates win...race for ugliest uniform

    Quote Originally Posted by pedro View Post
    those are egregious.
    You've just been waiting for an opportunity to use that word, haven't you?
    Will trade this space for a #1 starter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by creek14 View Post
    You've just been waiting for an opportunity to use that word, haven't you?
    He sure picked the right time.

    Man, those unis are pitiful.
    Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?

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    Re: Pirates win...race for ugliest uniform

    I prefer these myself....especially the pistol. That could come in handy to deal with various on-field situations. The parrot would be a distraction, however.


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    Re: Pirates win...race for ugliest uniform

    Red, black, and gold.

    The Steelers after the Bengals pound on them at Heinz field...



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    Re: Pirates win...race for ugliest uniform

    Quote Originally Posted by Ltlabner View Post
    I prefer these myself....especially the pistol. That could come in handy to deal with various on-field situations. The parrot would be a distraction, however.


    I wonder if the parrot is named Farney?

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    Re: Pirates win...race for ugliest uniform

    Not good.
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    Re: Pirates win...race for ugliest uniform

    They could sign Ray King and when he'd run out of the bullpen he'd look like the Kool Aid Man.
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    Re: Pirates win...race for ugliest uniform

    Quote Originally Posted by Newman4 View Post
    They could sign Ray King and when he'd run out of the bullpen he'd look like the Kool Aid Man.
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    Re: Pirates win...race for ugliest uniform

    I kinda like em
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