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    Don't try to pass gas in a hot tub!!!

    Not this year...maybe a Wild Card

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    Re: Don't try to pass gas in a hot tub!!!

    You have a weird sense of humor. That was gross.
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    Re: Don't try to pass gas in a hot tub!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by oneupper View Post
    That was gross.
    And not funny either.
    What if this wasn't a rhetorical question?

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    Re: Don't try to pass gas in a hot tub!!!

    and I'm guessing fake too
    ". . . acquiring J. Blanton from Oakland for, apparently, Bailey/Cueto, Votto and a lesser prospect. I do it in a second . . . The Reds' equation this year is simple: Make Matt Belisle your #3 starter . . . trade for Blanton, win 85 or more, be in the mix all summer." - Paul Daugherty, Feb. 8, 2008

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    Re: Don't try to pass gas in a hot tub!!!

    How is this not funny? I guess why it's so funny to me is I can relate. Let's just say from now on, I keep a roll of TP in my golf bag.. I had to call my wife to bring me a pair of boxers and shorts. It was 3 years ago, and the other 3 guys I play with still give me heck over it. It was funny, gross but funny.

    ....if your honest we all have a poop story.
    Not this year...maybe a Wild Card

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    Re: Don't try to pass gas in a hot tub!!!

    I didn't know girls pooped, oh well I'm glad that one out of the way.

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    Re: Don't try to pass gas in a hot tub!!!

    This is what happens when girls try to fart. Which none would ever admit to doing. Only men do that.

    So ladies..... leave it to the pros. We are the masters.
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: Don't try to pass gas in a hot tub!!!

    I liked the fella's comment.
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    Re: Don't try to pass gas in a hot tub!!!

    gross? yes

    funny? absolutely hilarious

    humiliating? glad it happened to someone else

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    Re: Don't try to pass gas in a hot tub!!!

    Talent is God Given: be humble.
    Fame is man given: be thankful.
    Conceit is self given: be careful.

    John Wooden

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    Re: Don't try to pass gas in a hot tub!!!

    How isn't it funny? Weird sense of humor, maybe, but at least he has one.

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    Re: Don't try to pass gas in a hot tub!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by TeamSelig View Post
    How isn't it funny?
    I guess those of us who don't find humor in bodily functions will just have to be on the outside looking in on this one.
    We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

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    Re: Don't try to pass gas in a hot tub!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by registerthis View Post
    I guess those of us who don't find humor in bodily functions will just have to be on the outside looking in on this one.
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    Re: Don't try to pass gas in a hot tub!!!

    There once was a young man from Lyme
    Who couldn't get his limericks to rhyme
    When asked "Why not?"
    It was said that he thought
    They were probably too long and badly structured and not at all very funny.

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    Re: Don't try to pass gas in a hot tub!!!

    We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.


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