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    Greatest headline ever? - "Bald Britney gets new tattoo in L.A."

    Bald Britney gets new tattoo in L.A.


    LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears appeared in a tattoo parlor in the San Fernando Valley with her head shaved completely bald.

    Video on KABC-TV showed the newly shorn Spears with tiny tattoos on the back of her neck as she sits Friday night for a new tattoo a pair of red and pink lips.

    "She just wanted something real small on her wrist, something dainty," Max Gott, the tattoo artist at Body and Soul in Sherman Oaks, told the TV station. "She got some cute little lips on her wrist."

    Derrik Snell, who works at the tattoo parlor, said Spears showed up without notice and stayed for about 90 minutes as about 60 fans, photographers and gawkers gathered outside.

    "She seemed fine," Snell said. "I didn't really notice (the hairdo) at first, she had a hood on when she showed up."

    The appearance came the same day as reports on TV and Web sites that Spears, who has drawn criticism for her recent partying and sloppy behavior, had briefly checked into rehab.

    Larry Rudolph, Spears' manager, couldn't be reached for comment.

    Syndicated entertainment TV show "Extra" first reported that Spears had entered a treatment facility. Celebrity Web site TMZ.com then said the singer had entered a treatment center but had checked out one day later. Neither revealed their sources.

    People magazine's Web site, citing "a source," said Spears had gone in and out of rehab, and identified the facility as Eric Clapton's Crossroads center in Antigua, in the Caribbean.

    "Access Hollywood" then said the reports weren't true, but didn't cite a source.

    A woman who answered the phone at Crossroads told The Associated Press that she couldn't confirm or deny anyone's presence at the facility.

    Angelique Uram, a Spears fan who stood on the tattoo parlor's sidewalk for Friday night's spectacle, was aghast at the singer's new look.

    "We could see her in the mirror, and her head is completely shaved," she told KABC. "It looks terrible."

    Police arrived to control the crowd and helped Spears' bodyguards guide her into a waiting SUV, her head covered by a hooded sweatshirt.
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    Re: Greatest headline ever? - "Bald Britney gets new tattoo in L.A."

    Is she going to rip a picture of the Pope in half on SNL?
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    Re: Greatest headline ever? - "Bald Britney gets new tattoo in L.A."

    she is heading in the same exact direction as Anna Nicole Smith

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    Re: Greatest headline ever? - "Bald Britney gets new tattoo in L.A."

    Quote Originally Posted by BUTLER REDSFAN View Post
    she is heading in the same exact direction as Anna Nicole Smith
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    Re: Greatest headline ever? - "Bald Britney gets new tattoo in L.A."

    Quote Originally Posted by paintmered View Post
    Someone has to fill the void.

    Someone or something.

    My money's on pills and cocaine.

    Someone, whether it's some sort of handler or parents or something, better start reeling her in.

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    Re: Greatest headline ever? - "Bald Britney gets new tattoo in L.A."

    Next stop...OD
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    Re: Greatest headline ever? - "Bald Britney gets new tattoo in L.A."

    I kind of liked the NY Daily News headline about the astronaut love triangle that made news recently: Dark Side of the Loon

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    Re: Greatest headline ever? - "Bald Britney gets new tattoo in L.A."

    Quote Originally Posted by NJReds View Post
    I kind of liked the NY Daily News headline about the astronaut love triangle that made news recently: Dark Side of the Loon
    One of the NASA pilots here at Langley knows her and he was telling us how she has pretty much been a recluse since he has known her. Interesting way to break out of her shell though
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    Re: Greatest headline ever? - "Bald Britney gets new tattoo in L.A."

    So now she's bald everywhere.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt700wlw View Post
    So now she's bald everywhere.....
    ba-zing
    "Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier'n helpin' 'em move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load **** into a truck."

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    Re: Greatest headline ever? - "Bald Britney gets new tattoo in L.A."

    She is managing to make K-Fed look like the "not so bad one".

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    Re: Greatest headline ever? - "Bald Britney gets new tattoo in L.A."

    What a waste of space.
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    Re: Greatest headline ever? - "Bald Britney gets new tattoo in L.A."

    I quess we can say The drapes now match the carpet.

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    Re: Greatest headline ever? - "Bald Britney gets new tattoo in L.A."

    There is a joke about carpet and hard wood somewhere here.

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    Re: Greatest headline ever? - "Bald Britney gets new tattoo in L.A."

    Quote Originally Posted by minus5 View Post
    She is managing to make K-Fed look like the "not so bad one".
    I thought K-Feds commercial making fun of himself actually made him seem almost a little bit of an ok guy.

    Almost.
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