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    Caption Contest 2/19

    Makes all the routine posts.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/19

    32, 33, 34, 35, 36. There they are. A ball for each one of our victories last year.
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    Re: Caption Contest 2/19

    Quote Originally Posted by Red Leader View Post
    32, 33, 34, 35, 36. There they are. A ball for each one of our victories last year.

    I think we already have a winner!
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    Re: Caption Contest 2/19

    Quote Originally Posted by Red Leader View Post
    32, 33, 34, 35, 36. There they are. A ball for each one of our victories last year.
    Shortest caption contest ever.
    What if this wasn't a rhetorical question?

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/19

    Quote Originally Posted by Red Leader View Post
    32, 33, 34, 35, 36. There they are. A ball for each one of our victories last year.

    Championships for MY teams in my lifetime:
    Cincinnati Reds - 75, 76, 90
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    Dang...why do us new guys always get stuck counting the stitches on the BP baseballs?!?!?! Stupid hazing....
    a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.

    I simply don't have access to a "cares about RBI" place in my psyche. There is a "mildly curious about OBI%" alcove just before the acid filled lake guarded by robot snipers with lasers which leads to the "cares about RBI" antechamber though. - Nate

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/19

    Kinda gives new meaning to "playing with his balls".
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/19

    In some rare instances, players will find themselves with two balls in play, thanks to an error in judgement made by the umpire.
    This time, however, it was taken to extremes.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/19

    "Have you seen my baseball?"
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    Re: Caption Contest 2/19

    0-71...Bingo anyone?
    Nothing to see here. Please disperse.

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    "Damn, these marbles are big and hard to shoot."
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    Re: Caption Contest 2/19

    This game of 52 pickup is a real SOB.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/19

    Still searching for Sammy's hidden supply of cork.
    Small market fan... always hoping, but never expecting.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/19

    "Mr. Baseball I give you the power of Jobu. Mr. Baseball I give you the power of Jobu. Mr. Baseball I give you the power of Jobu. Mr. Baseball I give you the power of Jobu. Mr. Baseball I give you the power of Jobu. Mr. Baseball I give you the power of Jobu. Mr. Baseball I give you the power of Jobu. Mr. Baseball I give you the power of Jobu. Mr. Baseball I give you the power of Jobu. Mr. Baseball I give you the power of Jobu. Mr. Baseball I give you the power of Jobu. Mr. Baseball I give you the power of Jobu. Mr. Baseball I give you the power of Jobu. Mr. Baseball I give you the power of Jobu. Mr. Baseball I give you the power of Jobu. Mr. Baseball I give you the power of Jobu. I can't believe Hudson and Larue used to do this in Cincinnati."

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/19

    Quote Originally Posted by Redsland View Post
    To prepare for a possible World Series matchup with the Reds, we should create a life-size scatter chart of starting catcher Chad Moeller's balls in play.


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