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    You know his story Redsland's Avatar
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    Caption Contest 2/20

    Makes all the routine posts.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/20

    "If I believe hard enough, I really CAN fly!!!"
    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
    ~ Mark Twain

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/20

    *in Cartman's voice*

    "Laugh all you want, I'm the one who's gonna be on TV, looking all buff."
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
    -Snoop on his retirement

    Your Mom is happy.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/20

    "Believe it or not, I'm walking on Air..."
    Nothing to see here. Please disperse.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/20

    "... and we all fall down!"

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/20

    Enzyte, for natural male enhancement.
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
    -Snoop on his retirement

    Your Mom is happy.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/20

    "Very funny, Brian Giles"
    Some people play baseball. Baseball plays Jay Bruce.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/20

    "Alright, everyone done with Jim Edmonds practice?"
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
    -Snoop on his retirement

    Your Mom is happy.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/20

    Quote Originally Posted by Red Leader View Post
    "Alright, everyone done with Jim Edmonds practice?"
    my winner

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/20

    Who put LSD in the Gatoraid?
    The Sox traded Bullfrog the only player they've got for Shottenhoffen. Four-eyes Shottenhoffen a utility infielder. They've got a whole team of utility infielders.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/20

    Believe it or not,
    I'm walking on air.
    I never thought I could feel so free-.
    Flying away on a wing and a prayer.
    Who could it be?
    Believe it or not it's just me.
    Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/20

    Light as a feather, stiff as a board
    Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

    Championships for MY teams in my lifetime:
    Cincinnati Reds - 75, 76, 90
    Chicago Blackhawks - 10, 13
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    Chicago Bulls - 91, 92, 93, 96, 97, 98

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/20

    Quote Originally Posted by Red Leader View Post
    "Alright, everyone done with Jim Edmonds practice?"
    winner.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/20

    I can do the worm!!!

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/20

    Okay, I talked to Freel over the off-season and he said that if we do this for two hours, then said "Bloody Mary" five times, Farney would speak to us.
    Burn down the disco. Hang the blessed DJ. Because the music that he constantly plays, it says nothing to me about my life.


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