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    You know his story Redsland's Avatar
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    Caption Contest 2/21

    Makes all the routine posts.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/21

    "Yep, still got two of 'em"
    The Big RED One

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/21

    Reds sign Don Zimmer to a two year contract. Jerry Narron pencils him in to the closer's role because of his playoff experience. "He got in a fight with Pedro in the World Series," says Narron. "He makes Weathers and Stanton look like rookies." The Reds outrighted Adam Dunn in order to make room on the 40 man roster.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/21

    Quote Originally Posted by BigRedSmokey View Post
    "Yep, still got two of 'em"
    Close the thread- we have a winner.
    Next Reds manager, second shooter. --Confirmed on Redszone.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/21

    "...if I could just remember what I'm supposed to do with these..."

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/21

    / thinking /
    Where is he? I've been here for 6 months, just waiting. I'm ready. I've got some balls and that bat is hidden well, where is he?
    / thinking /

    / yelling /
    Hey! Any of you guys seen that jerry-curled, sissified Dominican? Tell that little pansy I'm waiting on him. Nobody throws me to the ground on National TV. What? He's hurt and isn't coming? Damn.
    / yelling /
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
    -Snoop on his retirement

    Your Mom is happy.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/21

    New custom made "walker."
    Talent is God Given: be humble.
    Fame is man given: be thankful.
    Conceit is self given: be careful.

    John Wooden

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/21

    "Screw You, Steinbrenner!"
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
    -Snoop on his retirement

    Your Mom is happy.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/21

    In a remarkable operation, Don Zimmer's feet were replaced by two wheels, while his privates were replaced by a bag containing baseballs.
    No one had the guts to ask where the bat was to be placed.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/21

    Quote Originally Posted by Redsland View Post
    "Mr. Zimmer please stop throwing baseballs at the players when they're not looking, it doesn't 'make them better'. And we usually don't allow that sort of language here, this is tee ball and that little girl didn't know what you meant by 'PFP', so there was no reason to call her and her mom those names. Now go apologize to the coach and when he gets his head bandaged up you're giving him his uniform back."

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/21

    "I can't believe they're making me wear this hat. Or these pajamas."

    "Where's Lou?"
    When all is said and done more is said than done.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/21

    "Now where did I put that basket these balls belong in? It was here a second ago. I could've sworn I just...

    I sure do like ham. Mmm, ham."
    "I can make all the stadiums rock."
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    Re: Caption Contest 2/21

    "You diggin in on me, you little punk? I've been here before your daddy was born and you have the nerve to dig in on me! I'm going to announce my presence with authority."

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/21

    Darn kids always leaving their toys out. Now they are using my walker for a bat rack and a place to store their baseballs.
    The Sox traded Bullfrog the only player they've got for Shottenhoffen. Four-eyes Shottenhoffen a utility infielder. They've got a whole team of utility infielders.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/21

    "Like my new wheels?"


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