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    You know his story Redsland's Avatar
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    Caption Contest 2/22

    Makes all the routine posts.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/22

    Quote Originally Posted by Redsland View Post
    I've got two, one I'm not proud of.


    "I'd like the cream of some young guy"

    or

    The Photographer in question made an error on his digital camera when he pressed the "Japanese" button on his screen. AP regrets the error.
    Some people play baseball. Baseball plays Jay Bruce.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/22

    Hi, my handle on Redszone is RFS62. But in the old days we used phones where you held up an ear piece and dialed a rotary. This is how we looked.

    "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
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    Re: Caption Contest 2/22

    One of them China guys at the dry cleaners wrote this on my hat. Can you tell me what it says?
    "I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/22

    "Are you Hideo Nomo?"
    "Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?!"

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/22

    "It says 'will you sign my ass?' in japanese"
    Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/22

    "Don't give me any of your lip, sonny. I got this autograph from Sadaharu Oh's grandpappy."
    "I can make all the stadiums rock."
    -Air Supply

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/22

    Do you know Wayne Krivsky's phone number? I can still throw a mean changeup.
    a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.

    I simply don't have access to a "cares about RBI" place in my psyche. There is a "mildly curious about OBI%" alcove just before the acid filled lake guarded by robot snipers with lasers which leads to the "cares about RBI" antechamber though. - Nate

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/22

    Quote Originally Posted by Redsland View Post
    While the man was a touch old, even for the Reds, Krivsky immediately signed him after hearing he'd had Tommy John surgery on both elbows.....Oh and for some reason he scribbled what he thought was his name in his hat.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/22

    "He walks amongst up, but he is not one of us."

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/22

    Quote Originally Posted by Redsland View Post
    I smell dead people.
    a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.

    I simply don't have access to a "cares about RBI" place in my psyche. There is a "mildly curious about OBI%" alcove just before the acid filled lake guarded by robot snipers with lasers which leads to the "cares about RBI" antechamber though. - Nate

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/22

    "Thank God I can't read Spanish"
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/22

    "Yeah, I used to be Joe Pesci. What about it?"

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/22

    Resistance is futile. Prepare to be assimilated.

    Pay attention to the open sky

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