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    You know his story Redsland's Avatar
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    Caption Contest 2/24

    Makes all the routine posts.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/24

    Little girl cries with terror as Lasorda refuses to close his legs.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/24

    Quote Originally Posted by Highlifeman21 View Post
    Little girl cries with terror as Lasorda refuses to close his legs.
    Good lord, I am trying to eat lunch!
    Small market fan... always hoping, but never expecting.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/24

    "Boo Hoo! Please, daddy! Don't make me ask for his autograph! You know I only ask for Reds autographs!"

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/24

    Hi there Suzie. Do you like Gladiator movies?
    "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
    ~ Mark Twain

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/24

    Little girl cries after Tommy Lasorda stuffs her kitten downs his pants and gruffly proclaims "no kittens in baseball!"
    Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/24

    Tony - "It's ok, hunny. It's just an inny."
    "Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?!"

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/24

    "Lasorda's gas makes little girl Cry"
    The Big RED One

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/24

    He writes lineups that make young girls cry.


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    Re: Caption Contest 2/24

    "Daddy, that man just ate my hot dog.."
    Last edited by jmac; 02-24-2007 at 01:22 PM.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/24

    "You know, little lady, I really hated you in that War of the Worlds movie, and the one with Bobby DeNiro acting like Sybil."

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/24

    Jabba the Hut runs over blind girl's seeing eye dog with golf cart.
    The Sox traded Bullfrog the only player they've got for Shottenhoffen. Four-eyes Shottenhoffen a utility infielder. They've got a whole team of utility infielders.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/24

    Quote Originally Posted by LoganBuck View Post
    Jabba the Hut runs over blind girl's seeing eye dog with golf cart.
    Brilliant.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/24

    I'm Sorry.. It's Just My Cup!

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/24

    I don't see a pen. Please tell me he's signing autographs with a pen.


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