Makes all the routine posts.
Little girl cries with terror as Lasorda refuses to close his legs.
"Boo Hoo! Please, daddy! Don't make me ask for his autograph! You know I only ask for Reds autographs!"
Hi there Suzie. Do you like Gladiator movies?
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
~ Mark Twain
Little girl cries after Tommy Lasorda stuffs her kitten downs his pants and gruffly proclaims "no kittens in baseball!"
Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun
Tony - "It's ok, hunny. It's just an inny."
"Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?!"
"Lasorda's gas makes little girl Cry"
The Big RED One
He writes lineups that make young girls cry.
(with apologies to Barry Manilow)
Some people play baseball. Baseball plays Jay Bruce.
"Daddy, that man just ate my hot dog.."
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"You know, little lady, I really hated you in that War of the Worlds movie, and the one with Bobby DeNiro acting like Sybil."
Jabba the Hut runs over blind girl's seeing eye dog with golf cart.
The Sox traded Bullfrog the only player they've got for Shottenhoffen. Four-eyes Shottenhoffen a utility infielder. They've got a whole team of utility infielders.
I'm Sorry.. It's Just My Cup!
I don't see a pen. Please tell me he's signing autographs with a pen.
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