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    Re: Spouse Annoying Habits

    Quote Originally Posted by GAC View Post
    My wife has to get up at 4:30 in the morning. So she has her alarm clock set for 3:45 and then lets the sleep mode keep going off about every 5-10 minutes.

    Why not just sleep until you have to get up? Why be waking yourself up every 5-1o minutes for an hour before you really have to? Doesn't make sense to me at all.
    I hear you brother! My wife does the same thing.

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    Re: Spouse Annoying Habits

    Quote Originally Posted by TeamCasey View Post
    I was in the snooze habit for awhile. I got out of it by moving my alarm clock so I had to get my tush up to turn it off.
    One of my friends once bought me a baseball alarm clock. The idea was that you had to throw it (get it to hit something pretty hard) in order for it to turn off. Not only did I get in the habit of waking up, throwing it across the room, and going back to sleep, but I also lost several picture frames and a very nice lamp in the experiment. Worst. invention. ever.
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    Re: Spouse Annoying Habits

    If there is one thing mr creek never has to do, it is read my mind.

    Believe me, I have no problem telling him (or anyone else) exactly what I am thinking.
    Will trade this space for a #1 starter.

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    Re: Spouse Annoying Habits

    Quote Originally Posted by vaticanplum View Post
    One of my friends once bought me a baseball alarm clock. The idea was that you had to throw it (get it to hit something pretty hard) in order for it to turn off. Not only did I get in the habit of waking up, throwing it across the room, and going back to sleep, but I also lost several picture frames and a very nice lamp in the experiment. Worst. invention. ever.
    So the scouting report on vp says "Good arm, but has control problems."
    Burn down the disco. Hang the blessed DJ. Because the music that he constantly plays, it says nothing to me about my life.

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    Re: Spouse Annoying Habits

    Quote Originally Posted by Yachtzee View Post
    So the scouting report on vp says "Good arm, but has control problems."
    Thats the same thing my ex-girlfriend said about me.
    "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
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    Re: Spouse Annoying Habits

    Quote Originally Posted by Puffy View Post
    Thats the same thing my ex-girlfriend said about me.
    not so fast mister. I heard you didn't go deep into the game and peaked too early.

    Dude - back to AAA for you.
    Some people play baseball. Baseball plays Jay Bruce.

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    Re: Spouse Annoying Habits

    Quote Originally Posted by Heath View Post
    not so fast mister. I heard you didn't go deep into the game and peaked too early.

    Dude - back to AAA for you.
    don't you mean XXX?
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    Re: Spouse Annoying Habits

    Quote Originally Posted by Heath View Post
    not so fast mister. I heard you didn't go deep into the game and peaked too early.

    Dude - back to AAA for you.
    Good arm. Control problems. Keep thinking about it - you'll get it.........
    "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
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    "It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I am not a big man"
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    Re: Spouse Annoying Habits

    Quote Originally Posted by Puffy View Post
    Good arm. Control problems. Keep thinking about it - you'll get it.........
    yeah, I'm afraid I got it a little past the time I hit "submit reply".

    Some people play baseball. Baseball plays Jay Bruce.

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    Re: Spouse Annoying Habits

    Hey now.. is (c) Krono
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    Re: Spouse Annoying Habits

    Quote Originally Posted by Heath View Post
    not so fast mister. I heard you didn't go deep into the game and peaked too early.

    Dude - back to AAA for you.
    In Puffy's case I thought AAA referred to battery size.
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations

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    Re: Spouse Annoying Habits

    Quote Originally Posted by SunDeck View Post
    So you two get to spend about seven hours a week together? Now we know the secret to your success.
    Our world could get turned upside down by the end of the year. I'm hoping to get off of 3rd shift and go to days. 3rd shift has been a killer on this old body. They say that 3rd shift takes 10 years off the end of your life. Fortunately it's the last ten years when one is back in diapers and drooling all over themselves.
    "panic" only comes from having real expectations


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