Spouse Annoying Habits

[HotCorner]

My wife has to get up at 4:30 in the morning. So she has her alarm clock set for 3:45 and then lets the sleep mode keep going off about every 5-10 minutes.

Why not just sleep until you have to get up? Why be waking yourself up every 5-1o minutes for an hour before you really have to? Doesn't make sense to me at all.

I hear you brother! My wife does the same thing.

[vaticanplum]

I was in the snooze habit for awhile. I got out of it by moving my alarm clock so I had to get my tush up to turn it off.

One of my friends once bought me a baseball alarm clock. The idea was that you had to throw it (get it to hit something pretty hard) in order for it to turn off. Not only did I get in the habit of waking up, throwing it across the room, and going back to sleep, but I also lost several picture frames and a very nice lamp in the experiment. Worst. invention. ever.

[creek14]

If there is one thing mr creek never has to do, it is read my mind.

Believe me, I have no problem telling him (or anyone else) exactly what I am thinking.

[Yachtzee]

One of my friends once bought me a baseball alarm clock. The idea was that you had to throw it (get it to hit something pretty hard) in order for it to turn off. Not only did I get in the habit of waking up, throwing it across the room, and going back to sleep, but I also lost several picture frames and a very nice lamp in the experiment. Worst. invention. ever.

So the scouting report on vp says "Good arm, but has control problems."

[Puffy]

So the scouting report on vp says "Good arm, but has control problems."

Thats the same thing my ex-girlfriend said about me.

[Heath]

Thats the same thing my ex-girlfriend said about me.

not so fast mister. I heard you didn't go deep into the game and peaked too early.

Dude - back to AAA for you.

[pedro]

not so fast mister. I heard you didn't go deep into the game and peaked too early.

Dude - back to AAA for you.

don't you mean XXX?

[Puffy]

not so fast mister. I heard you didn't go deep into the game and peaked too early.

Dude - back to AAA for you.

Good arm. Control problems. Keep thinking about it - you'll get it.........

[Heath]

Good arm. Control problems. Keep thinking about it - you'll get it.........

yeah, I'm afraid I got it a little past the time I hit "submit reply".

[KronoRed]

Hey now.. is (c) Krono

[GAC]

not so fast mister. I heard you didn't go deep into the game and peaked too early.

Dude - back to AAA for you.

In Puffy's case I thought AAA referred to battery size.

[GAC]

So you two get to spend about seven hours a week together? Now we know the secret to your success.

Our world could get turned upside down by the end of the year. I'm hoping to get off of 3rd shift and go to days. 3rd shift has been a killer on this old body. They say that 3rd shift takes 10 years off the end of your life. Fortunately it's the last ten years when one is back in diapers and drooling all over themselves.