Makes all the routine posts.
"Okay now, Pudge, remember the rules, you're not allowed to use your hands to get rid of that wedgie...you just have to wiggle out of it."
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
"and one and two, and kick and turn"
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
~ Mark Twain
Where was that kid's birthday cake we were supposed to be standing on?
"Booing on opening day is like telling grandma her house smells like old lady."--WOY
Put your whole self in, and you shake it all about.
"Now tell me again how he believes learning salsa will get us to the World Series?"
"You can't touch this."
''Hey Pudge, check out the Heisman pose''.
Are you comin' with me?
Come let me take you on a party ride
And I'll teach you, teach you, teach you
I'll teach you the electric slide
Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun
Well Leyland said we had to get back to fundamentals but it looks like we can't even get stretching done correctly
I thought league average bullpen arms looked better than this
Come on baby, lets do the twist
Nothing to see here. Please disperse.
Bonderman.. Watchout! Rogers Is Going After That Camera Man!
0 Value Over Replacement Poster
"Sit over here next to Johnathan (Bench)...sit right here, he's smart."--Sparky Anderson
Initiation rites of the John Ameche fan club
The Sox traded Bullfrog the only player they've got for Shottenhoffen. Four-eyes Shottenhoffen a utility infielder. They've got a whole team of utility infielders.
From the Tom Emansky defensive drills video:
"Effective techniques for playing CF while Ryan Freel is in RF."