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    Caption Contest 2/26

    Makes all the routine posts.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/26

    Here's the Reds 4th string catcher.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/26

    Budget minded Reds unveil pitching coach/mascot
    Nothing to see here. Please disperse.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/26

    After being told he has a shot at making the team, dispite a lack-luster spring training and horrible 2006 campaign, Chad Moller got a REALLY big head.
    a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/26

    Security officers were temporarily fooled by Don Gullett's disguise, but his attempt to tinker with Todd Coffey's delivery resulted in his immediate ejection from the ballpark.
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    Re: Caption Contest 2/26

    Todd Coffey, before his throw, in which he held on to the ball longer than normal and it went behind him instead of, as expected, in front of him. Mr. Red appeared to be in pain, after this throw, but was said to be fine later. In an explaination later in the day, Mr. Coffey said that it was simply a public service reminder to the kids, who were in the background, to always where a cup.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/26

    "Man, if he does that 'Come here and pull my finger, kid" thing one more time I am going to stuff this ball up his...."
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    Re: Caption Contest 2/26

    ''I want to believe.''

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    Mr Red: Look at the abs on that guy. That's Jose Guillenesque.
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    Re: Caption Contest 2/26

    Dick Pole appears to have really let himself go this offseason.
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    Re: Caption Contest 2/26

    Mr. Red, recently named the Reds' amputee coach, instructs Todd Coffey on how to pitch with only leg stumps.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/26

    Mr. Red fills in admirably after Reds' reliever swallows umpire.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/26

    Mr. Red, taking a lesson from his buddy Gapper, sneeks up behind Todd Coffee for some 'pelvic hazing'
    a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.

    I simply don't have access to a "cares about RBI" place in my psyche. There is a "mildly curious about OBI%" alcove just before the acid filled lake guarded by robot snipers with lasers which leads to the "cares about RBI" antechamber though. - Nate

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/26

    Reds pitcher Todd Coffey has a toss with a teammate while Mr. Red dances "the robot" to "the popcorn song"
    Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/26

    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Footstool View Post
    Security officers were temporarily fooled by Don Gullett's disguise, but his attempt to tinker with Todd Coffey's delivery resulted in his immediate ejection from the ballpark.
    This is a winner for me! Good one
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