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    You know his story Redsland's Avatar
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    Caption Contest 2/27

    Makes all the routine posts.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/27

    Just preparing for the regular season, folks...Okay, now play deader.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/27

    "Whoever wants to go to AAA, lay down and roll over"

    "Not you, Mr. Bell"
    Some people play baseball. Baseball plays Jay Bruce.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/27

    "Ashes to Ashes
    we all fall down!"

    Since they have so many youngsters in camp the Royals felt they needed songs that the kids could relate to.
    Climbing down from the bridge, but keeping the torch lit until Dusty's fate is settled

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/27

    Trying to recreate the final 'Fort Knox' battle scene from Goldfinger, Buddy Bell suddenly realized that perhaps using Spring Training time for acting lessons may have something to do with the Royals losing a lot of baseball games.
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    a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/27

    "Did somebody step on a duck?"

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/27

    "Now, I had some Skyline Chili for lunch, so I may be experiencing a bit of gas"

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/27

    "Giant cat's cradle, anyone???"
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    Re: Caption Contest 2/27

    Anyone want to play today? Please STAND UP!!!
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    Re: Caption Contest 2/27

    Come on guys, I am serious that we can compete this year. Did you all have to fall over laughing?

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/27

    Experiencing a lack of scrappiness, the Royals work on ways to create the illusion of a dirty uniform.
    The Sox traded Bullfrog the only player they've got for Shottenhoffen. Four-eyes Shottenhoffen a utility infielder. They've got a whole team of utility infielders.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/27

    Quote Originally Posted by klw View Post
    Come on guys, I am serious that we can compete this year. Did you all have to fall over laughing?
    When the rest of the squad hears what .194 batting Jason LaRue gets paid, they fall down laughing and realize that their time will eventually come.

    {Just Kidding... for the big-time Jason fans!}
    Small market fan... always hoping, but never expecting.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/27

    "Raise your arms, raise your arms if you're sure."

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    "If you suck like you did last year im gonna smack you"
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    Re: Caption Contest 2/27

    Quote Originally Posted by Redsland View Post
    THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
    Burn down the disco. Hang the blessed DJ. Because the music that he constantly plays, it says nothing to me about my life.


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