In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida- "Eat A Gob Of Velveeta"
Help Me Rhonda- "Since you put me down there's been owls poopin' in my bed"
And the one that never fails to make me giggle:
"The Hustle" by Van McCoy- "Tuna hot dog!!"
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"In baseball, you don't know nothin'"...Yogi Berra
I pledge a lesson to the frog of the United States of America, and to the wee puppet, for witches' hands, one Asian, under God, in the vestibule, with little tea and just rice for all.
That's not mine, it's from the book In the Year of the Boar and Jackie Robinson, but man it stuck with me for years.
There is no such thing as a pitching prospect.
"My eyes adored you" by Frankie Valli - thought were "My eyes of Georgia"...
2015 Reds record when I'm attending: 4-112015 Dragons record when I'm attending: 1-2
"We want to be the band to dance to when the bomb drops." - Simon Le Bon of Duran Duran
Just listen to the guy. He clearly says "******."
As a kid, I always misheard Don Henley's "Boys of Summer."
actual: "I can see you... Your brown skin shining in the sun."
to my ears: "I can see you... Your breasts get shiny in the sun."
". . . acquiring J. Blanton from Oakland for, apparently, Bailey/Cueto, Votto and a lesser prospect. I do it in a second . . . The Reds' equation this year is simple: Make Matt Belisle your #3 starter . . . trade for Blanton, win 85 or more, be in the mix all summer." - Paul Daugherty, Feb. 8, 2008
Girl in my HS thought Beast of Burden went as thus.
I'll never be be your Pizza Burger.....
My college freinds had a pop band and one of the songs they did was Robert Palmer's "Simply Irresistible". Too poor to buy the sheet music, they relied upon tapes to learn the music and lyrics.
Somehow they came up with "She's a glazed jelly donut" as part of the song.
Nothing to see here. Please disperse.
"Whatever you choose, however many roads you travel, I hope that you choose not to be a lady. I hope you will find some way to break the rules and make a little trouble out there. And I also hope that you will choose to make some of that trouble on behalf of women." - Nora Ephron
I always thought they were saying " In the Garden of Eden."In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
Talent is God Given: be humble.
Fame is man given: be thankful.
Conceit is self given: be careful.
Prince's "Let's Go Crazy": "Look for the perp or the madman til they throw us in the truck"
The actual line makes less sense: "Look for the purple banana til they throw us in the truck."
Depending on where you sit, Salt N Pepa's "Push It" sounds like either "Ah, this is bulls***" or "Ah, this (kittycat)".
"I prefer books and movies where the conflict isn't of the extreme cannibal apocalypse variety I guess." Redsfaithful
This is one I heard from someone else for Jimmy Buffett's "Come Monday"
"I've spent 4 lonely days with a brown Elly Hayes..."
instead of "I've spent 4 lonely days in a brown LA haze..."
Now I crack up everytime I hear that song.
"I'm virtually free to do whatever I want, but I try to remember so is everybody else..." - Todd Snider