Just for fun some over under bets I'm running for Spring Training:

-Number of "solid player" quotes Narron makes about Jeff Conine +/-6 (per day)

-No. of glowing stories about Josh Hamilton +/-11

-Reds arrests +/-2

-Reds arrests + Bengals arrests +/-12

-Homer Bailey questions by Redszone members on ESPN.com chats +/-1,432

-Times I will talk myself into thinking Milton could be solid this year +/-4

-Times I will thank Christ this is Milton's last year +/-26

-Visa problems for Latin American players +/-2 (okay I cheated on this one with Machado, but you never know if Krivsky will bring in another one)

-Bottles of Rogaine in the bullpen +/-3

-Days Griffey misses + diving Freel catches that make you say damn +/-33

-Pete Rose sightings +/-.5

-Fights involving Paul Wilson +/-1