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    You know his story Redsland's Avatar
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    Caption Contest 2/28

    Makes all the routine posts.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/28

    "He's 90, but he's got a young body."
    "Don't trust any statistics you did not fake yourself."--Winston Churchill

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/28

    "Jim Edmonds reports to camp with a new look."

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/28

    Quote Originally Posted by Redsland View Post
    Tony Larussa's celebration of the Series win really aged him.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/28

    Wow. Seriously. Without the 'roids, Pujols doesn't look the same.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/28

    David Eckstein's deal with the devil has come due.
    The Big RED One

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/28

    Quote Originally Posted by Redsland View Post
    This is the way we moved runner's over in my day, Sonny. You probably don't even know what I'm doing, do you? You whippersnappers don't even care about moving runner's over these days. Just swing for the fences. You selfish, whiny, overpaid nancy's...that' not how you're supposed to play the damn game! Somebody get that hat off my lawn!
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    Re: Caption Contest 2/28

    Quote Originally Posted by Redsland View Post
    Let me show you what I'd do to someone like John Amaechi if he came around me in the lockerroom.
    For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/28

    The Cards follow in the Reds footsteps and sign vet who knows how to play the game.
    Will trade this space for a #1 starter.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/28

    "Ive been stuck in this posistion for 75 Years"
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    Re: Caption Contest 2/28

    Put 'em up, put 'em up! Which one of you first? I can fight you both together if you want. I can fight you with one paw tied behind my back. I can fight you standing on one foot. I can fight you with my eyes closed. Oh, pull an axe on me, eh? Sneaking up on me, eh? Why, I'll... Ruff!
    Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/28

    Eddie Gaedel II gets a tryout with the other St. Louis team... 56 years after his Daddy. 6'1" Jim Edmonds (you know his story) stands next to and towers over the 4'2" Gaedel II. If Eddie Jr. makes the team he'll only be the 2nd shortest man to play the game... behind his Daddy who stood 3'7". Unfortunately the Gaedels may not be as well known as other father-junior tandems like the Matthews or the Griffeys.

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/28

    I'll teach those kids to ride their bikes on my grass.
    Pots and Kettles

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    Re: Caption Contest 2/28

    Quote Originally Posted by Redsland View Post
    I took this Viagara stuff. I was standing there like.....
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
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    Re: Caption Contest 2/28

    Quote Originally Posted by Red Leader View Post
    I took this Viagara stuff. I was standing there like.....
    HAHA This one gets my vote!!!!
    Let's make some noise!


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