Makes all the routine posts.
"He's 90, but he's got a young body."
"Don't trust any statistics you did not fake yourself."--Winston Churchill
"Jim Edmonds reports to camp with a new look."
David Eckstein's deal with the devil has come due.
The Big RED One
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.
The Cards follow in the Reds footsteps and sign vet who knows how to play the game.
Will trade this space for a #1 starter.
Put 'em up, put 'em up! Which one of you first? I can fight you both together if you want. I can fight you with one paw tied behind my back. I can fight you standing on one foot. I can fight you with my eyes closed. Oh, pull an axe on me, eh? Sneaking up on me, eh? Why, I'll... Ruff!
Get your nunchucks and the keys to your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun
Eddie Gaedel II gets a tryout with the other St. Louis team... 56 years after his Daddy. 6'1" Jim Edmonds (you know his story) stands next to and towers over the 4'2" Gaedel II. If Eddie Jr. makes the team he'll only be the 2nd shortest man to play the game... behind his Daddy who stood 3'7". Unfortunately the Gaedels may not be as well known as other father-junior tandems like the Matthews or the Griffeys.
p.s. - Bill Veeck looks down and smiles.
Small market fan... always hoping, but never expecting.
I'll teach those kids to ride their bikes on my grass.
Pots and Kettles