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    You know his story Redsland's Avatar
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    Caption Contest 3/1

    Makes all the routine posts.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/1

    Multiple choice question of the day...

    >> Which of these 12-year-old little leaguers, trying to be like their idols, took HGH during the off-season?

    (a) Kid on far left.
    (b) Kid 2nd to the left.
    (c) Kid 2nd to the right.
    (d) Kid on far right.
    Small market fan... always hoping, but never expecting.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/1

    Jose Canseco, in an effort to further his baseball career, has now signed a deal with the Trenton, Ohio little league team. He's in a dogfight for the last remaining roster spot with an 11-year-old girl.
    For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/1

    Here we see Sosa, Canseco, Magwire and Palmeiro chasing flyballs. They are "now" supposedly clean of the effects of steroid use and have "slimmed down" in an effort to play major league baseball again.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/1

    Due to Financial constraints, this year the team is going young.
    The Big RED One

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/1

    Brian Giles new contract dictates the presence of an entourage at all times.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/1

    We represent, the Right Field Guild, the Right Field Guild, the Right Field Guild.
    We represent, the Right Field GUIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLD,
    And we welcome Mr. Giles to Munchkinland.
    Wear gaudy colors, or avoid display. Lay a million eggs or give birth to one. The fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live. Be like your ancestors or be different. We must repeat!

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/1

    This is what happens when you OPS under .600.
    Hugs, smiling, and interactive Twitter accounts, don't mean winning baseball. Until this community understands that we are cursed to relive the madness.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/1

    Gary Mathews Jr was always a little too competitive...even when it was "kids day" in the outfield.
    a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.

    I simply don't have access to a "cares about RBI" place in my psyche. There is a "mildly curious about OBI%" alcove just before the acid filled lake guarded by robot snipers with lasers which leads to the "cares about RBI" antechamber though. - Nate

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/1

    I could not get those little devils out of my head...now they are on the field with me!!!
    "I don't want to embarrass any other catcher by comparing him to Johnny Bench."
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    Re: Caption Contest 3/1

    The Padres really mistook Brian Giles when he told them he wanted them to sign his kid brother.
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
    -Snoop on his retirement

    Your Mom is happy.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/1

    In a remarkable move, Brian "Angier" Giles suddenly and spontaneously cloned himself in the middle of a ballgame.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/1

    Now that is what I call a CF defense that can cover a lot of territory.
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    Re: Caption Contest 3/1

    In an attempt to outdo the Reds' Ryan Freel and Farney, Brian Giles employs three midgets to assist him in centerfield.

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    Re: Caption Contest 3/1

    Brian Giles and co. flee in terror as Mothra, Godzilla, and King Ghidorah approach from the south. Aieeeee!!!!

    Butterflies and zebras and moonbeams
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