Makes all the routine posts.
Multiple choice question of the day...
>> Which of these 12-year-old little leaguers, trying to be like their idols, took HGH during the off-season?
(a) Kid on far left.
(b) Kid 2nd to the left.
(c) Kid 2nd to the right.
(d) Kid on far right.
Small market fan... always hoping, but never expecting.
Jose Canseco, in an effort to further his baseball career, has now signed a deal with the Trenton, Ohio little league team. He's in a dogfight for the last remaining roster spot with an 11-year-old girl.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Here we see Sosa, Canseco, Magwire and Palmeiro chasing flyballs. They are "now" supposedly clean of the effects of steroid use and have "slimmed down" in an effort to play major league baseball again.
Due to Financial constraints, this year the team is going young.
The Big RED One
Brian Giles new contract dictates the presence of an entourage at all times.
Championships for MY teams in my lifetime:
Cincinnati Reds - 75, 76, 90
Chicago Blackhawks - 10, 13
University of Kentucky - 78, 96, 98, 12
Chicago Bulls - 91, 92, 93, 96, 97, 98
We represent, the Right Field Guild, the Right Field Guild, the Right Field Guild.
We represent, the Right Field GUIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLD,
And we welcome Mr. Giles to Munchkinland.
Burn down the disco. Hang the blessed DJ. Because the music that he constantly plays, it says nothing to me about my life.
This is what happens when you OPS under .600.
The Sox traded Bullfrog the only player they've got for Shottenhoffen. Four-eyes Shottenhoffen a utility infielder. They've got a whole team of utility infielders.
Gary Mathews Jr was always a little too competitive...even when it was "kids day" in the outfield.
a super volcano of ridonkulous suckitude.
I simply don't have access to a "cares about RBI" place in my psyche. There is a "mildly curious about OBI%" alcove just before the acid filled lake guarded by robot snipers with lasers which leads to the "cares about RBI" antechamber though. - Nate
I could not get those little devils out of my head...now they are on the field with me!!!
"I don't want to embarrass any other catcher by comparing him to Johnny Bench."
The Padres really mistook Brian Giles when he told them he wanted them to sign his kid brother.
'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
-Snoop on his retirement
Your Mom is happy.
Now that is what I call a CF defense that can cover a lot of territory.
"panic" only comes from having real expectations
In an attempt to outdo the Reds' Ryan Freel and Farney, Brian Giles employs three midgets to assist him in centerfield.
Brian Giles and co. flee in terror as Mothra, Godzilla, and King Ghidorah approach from the south. Aieeeee!!!!